As a modern-day sexual savant, it is my experience that over 95% of women are radically underf**ked.
If you are, you certainly aren’t alone.
Look around you. The woman sitting next to you in the restaurant. Your best friend. That glamorous movie actress.
Chances are, all of you are underf**ked.
Take this quiz and discover the truth.
Just how underf**ked are you?
25 Signs that you are underf**ked
- You feel uncomfortable when people talk about sex.
- You read 50 Shades of Grey several times and have started a book club for it.
- You lack sexual confidence.
- You have frequent bouts of road rage and belittle shop clerks all too often.
- Your husband/boyfriend complains that you nag A LOT.
- Sexy, confident women incite jealousy and discomfort in you.
- Though the scenes in 50 Shades of Grey turn you on, the idea of letting go of control like that scares you.
- You overeat and emotionally eat.
- You are depressed. Listless. Have little motivation to get anything done.
- A hot, passionate and visceral night means you watched Game of Thrones.
- You can’t have sex without needing vaginal lubricant at some point.
- You are prone to uneven emotional outbursts: crying one moment and angry the next.
- You have lost interest in sex. No. Libido. Whatsoever.
- You suffer from severe PMS (and hence, so does everyone around you).
- You have trouble reaching orgasm.
- You find it very difficult to open up and express yourself sexually.
- Your vagina feels numb.
- You and your intimate partner are more “buddies” than “lovers.”
- Your business is wilting. Your job is stifling. You feel stuck in your career.
- You feel embarrassed about your body and are uncomfortable naked.
- You feel sexually inhibited and shy. You have a hard time asking for what you want.
- People around you (like your partner) call you a “control freak”
- You have never had a vaginal or G-Spot orgasm.
- You have sex less than once a week.
- You find every excuse not to have sex with your partner: children, chores, social engagements. You allow it to fall to the bottom of your priority list.
Your Score: 0
Scoring if you checked off
You may be decently well-f**ked. Good job! Reading further is optional for you though you know there is always more to learn .
Moderately under-f**ked. Your lack of sexual juice is having a negative impact on your existence. What would your life be like if you decided to face this issue?
Very under-f**ked. All parts of your life ate affected by this tragic disease. You are reaching the danger zone. You need help!
Seriously under-f**ked. You're so under-f**ked, you're f**ked. Drop everything, take 10 minutes to read this. Act now to save your life!
In marriages and relationships across North America
and all over the world, women are suffering.
From not having enough sex.
Or the right kind of sex.
This is nothing new. In fact, this “dis-ease” has been running rampant for millennia
The Latin word “hysteria” which we commonly think of as an erratic, emotionally unstable condition, literally means “womb dis-ease.” The symptoms of this condition were: irritability, depression, outbursts of anger, loss of appetite and libido, and a general “tendency to cause trouble.” Since the time of Hippocrates (4th century BC), women have been dealing with the ill effects of hysteria.
The remedy, administered by one’s good doctor, was a vigorous massage of the woman’s genitals. Sometimes by hand. Sometimes via water spout.
This treatment relieved the condition via “hysterical paroxysm,” or what we today commonly refer to as “orgasm.”
However, the treatment was not a permanent cure. It needed to be applied again and again.
The task of giving women relief was so arduous and time-consuming for physicians that they enlisted midwives to aid them. In the 1870, one such finger-weary physician invented a device that would make everyone’s lives easier: the vibrator.
The remedy, administered by one’s good doctor, was a vigorous massage of the woman’s genitals. Sometimes by hand. Sometimes via water spout.
From not having enough sex. Or the right kind of sex.
Orgasm is the cure: Enter the vibrator
Here’s one that was featured in the Sears Roebuck catalogue from 1918
The movie Hysteria, released in 2011, starring Maggie Gyllenhaal and Hugh Dancy, relays the true story of the overrun physicians of the 19th century, and the tool that saved both them and their hysterical patients.
I, too, was once radically underf**ked.
It’s true. On the surface, to look at me, you may not have guessed. I was an attractive, fit woman. People perceived me as confident, creative and intelligent. I had a hot boyfriend. I enjoyed sex.
But if you looked closer, or really got to know me, you’d see the real truth.
For years, I had been struggling to find my “life purpose.”
I was a covert rage-a-holic. I shouted from my car at idiotic drivers, sometimes following them into parking lots, getting out of my car and reaming them out.
I was involved in relationships that were “safe” so that I wouldn’t be too exposed and thus risk being hurt. I was sexually open and liked most all sex acts, like performing oral sex on my partners, but I wouldn’t say I loved it.
I secretly binge-ate; sometimes a whole tub of this:
When you get turned on in
bed, you get turned on in life.
If you aren’t tapped into your sexual energy as a woman, you are missing out on a huge source of power and pleasure.
You are deficient without it.
Sex—the right kind of sex—is the magic bullet for all that ails you
It will transform your life. As it did mine.
That’s why I created this program for you. So you can experience the daily bliss of a sexually fulfilled existence.
The truth is: being a well-sexed woman is a lot more than just what you do in bed. Many people may think they have a great sex life, and they might, but it’s not adding to their quality of life outside of the bedroom.
That’s what you’re going to get here. Ideas, techniques and solid action steps that will radically change you from the inside out.
Here’s How to Be a Well-F**ked Woman:
An 8-week Virtual Salon to Harness Female Sexual Power and Pleasure
“Salons” are a tradition of learning that dates back centuries. In this modern-day version, you’ll receive pre-recorded HD
videos, followed up by a live, interactive Q+A calls. In between, you’ll have “homeplay” assignments to flex your new sexual
muscles. I’ll be there to troubleshoot with you every step of the way.
Salon 1: All Women Love Sex. “Coming out” sexually and owning it. Clearing your sexual blocks. Secrets to unfolding your sexual potential.
How to break through your conditioned beliefs about sexuality and reclaim your natural birthright of insatiability and live as a sexually fulfilled woman
Learn the secrets of The Come Diet and how they will revolutionize your sex life, your relationship with food and your life purpose.
How to overcome body issues and love what ya got!
How to hijack your hormones to create optimum vitality.
How to build sexual confidence so you can surrender more fully with your partner while still feeling safe and in control
Look forward to sex, knowing how much you will enjoy it and be rejuvenated by it
Plus, the one major block all women have to becoming sexually empowered and how to eliminate it
Salon released: August 2nd
Q+A call: August 7th
Salon 2: Know Thyself. Love and pleasure thyself. Growing confidence and power in bed and in life.
Self pleasuring 101: techniques and toolkit (so you’re never underf**ked again!))
The most seductive quality in the world *and how you can emulate it to triumph in relationships and in life
Holistic, well-f**ked beauty practices.
How to deepen self-love and attract exactly what you want in your life
Learn to identify and communicate exactly what you want in the moment, without creating an argument, feeling judged or embarrassed
Toss your lubricants and become turned on from the inside out
Learn a daily breast massage practice to lift, firm and make the breasts more radiant
Guided meditation to reconnect to your breasts, bringing you more confidence and pleasure
Salon released: August 9th
Q+A call: August 14th
Salon 3: Polarity and Surrender. Keeping sexual chemistry hot. Tuning into your femininity and using its power. The art of letting go.
How to confidently apply the power-play principles of “novels” like 50 Shades of Grey and use them to spice up your own life and relationship.
The biggest secret to reviving sexual chemistry in a relationship and keeping sparks flying for decades
How to get past the fear of letting go and fully abandon yourself sexually
The one key shift you can implement to have men succumb to you mentally, emotionally and physically
Surefire techniques for turning off your brain and getting into your body
How to break out of being “buddies” and bring back the guttural passion with your partner
How Kim lived Fifty Shades of Grey (before the book even came out!) and how it was one of the most pivotal experiences for her sex life
Salon released: August 16th
Q+A call: August 21st
You’ll be given your “challenge” assignment during the course!
Q+A call: August 28th
Salon 4: The Multi-Orgasmic Woman. Orgasmapedia: your pocket guide. Keys to unlocking your orgasmic potential.
The fundamental differences between clitoral orgasms and deeper, vaginal orgasms and how to have each of them
Why most women don’t achieve powerful, internal orgasms and how you can experience this daily bliss
How to channel orgasmic and creative energy into everyday life accelerating your productivity at work and your stamina in relationships
How to shift your orgasms from “genital sneezes” to life-changing experiences, leaving you euphoric and radiant
Techniques to orgasm through intercourse and oral sex
Salon released: August 30th
Q+A call: September 4th
Salon 5: The Ultimate Seductress. Unleashing your wildness to tame him. Understanding the male mind, heart and body. For the love of cock.
Seduction 101: What’s most attractive to men and how to embody it naturally
How to give the best blow job ever
Deep throating: Why, how and what to do to eliminate gag reflex (I’m the only person I’ve ever heard talk about this—and it works!)
The ultimate hand job + sexual reflexology points of the cock
Learn to increase* your spiritual connection with your lover through sex
How to use anal sex as a pathway to enlightenment
The biggest mistake women make with men and how to turn it around in seconds
Tools to ignite him physically and emotionally
Why they call me the “cock witch”
Salon released: September 6th
Q+A call: September 11th
You’ll be given your “challenge” assignment during the course!
Q+A call: September 18th
Salon 6: Sex and Money. How your sexual juiciness directly affects your business success.
The biggest mistake you can make in your intimate life that will suck the flow and cash out of your business and relationship
The mystery few people understand about how to use your feminine and sexual power to find your calling and make more money
The most important secret you MUST, MUST, MUST embrace in order to attract abundance into your life
The one key thing that is keeping you broke that you can easily change
The three sex acts that will boost your business
Salon released: September 20th
Q+A call: September 25th
Being well-f**ked uplifts EVERY part of your life
Can’t wait another second to be well-f**ked?Register Now
These things have totally changed my life, as they have done for thousands of people I’ve worked with.
Your Well-F**ked Investment
Keys to Unlocking Female Sexual Energy:
You receive gorgeous HD videos, downloadable audio, transcripts and “homeplay” in which I share the knowledge and wisdom I have accumulated in 25 years of study.
Each of these salons individually would run at a cost of $497- per person. $2982 value.
Weekly Support from Me:
Ask me anything during our Q+A calls. $4000 value.
Total Value $6982
Since it’s my life’s work to bring the beauty and joy of sexual fulfillment to as many women as possible, I’m not asking anywhere near that for this program.
I’ll tell you exactly what your investment is in just a moment, but first, let’s hear from some sexually empowered women.
Like Britt, for example. She radiates beauty, femininity and sensuality. She’s confident and poised. She has a ravenous libido. Many of my clients wish to remain anonymous.
Not Britt. She is “out” and proud.
I’ll let her speak for herself.
“Kim is a total rock star and a tour de force of all things sexual." Read More >
“Her stuff is truly a notch above anything I've seen.”
~ Dr. Christiane Northrup, OBGYN
“I’ve never been more excited to give head in my life! I love it!" Read More >
“I’m more well-f**ked than I’ve ever been, even when I’m not with my partner. My confidence levels are way up. I’m so open to love and intimacy now, of the right kind, the deep-penetration-of-your-soul-kind. Oh, and my road rage has completely subsided! ;) Paradigm shifting!”
~ Diana, Marketing Professional
“We’re having sex three times as often and feeling more loving and less stressed about sex in general. Amazeballs. Taking the salon is like having a sex ninja at your service.
Listening to Kim is like reading 14 books, 3 how-to manuals, and the entire Shades of Gray trilogy.“
— Kristen Kalp, Brand Strategist. Texas.
“An increase in wetness to tsunami proportions!”
— Joanne Davies, Clinical Hypnotherapist. UK
The Aesthetic Benefits of Being Well-F**ked
Oh, and this is me.
I’m 47 years old.
This is another benefit of 20 years of gourmet sex.
Being sexually nourished, or on The Come Diet, as I like to call it, is the magic bullet for all that ails you.
The physiological effects of lots of sex and the right kind of sex leave a lasting impression.
Physically, you glow and find your body’s true form.
Emotionally, you are uplifted inspire, balance and create feelings of love and harmony.
Mentally, you’ll find you think clearer and maintain a more positive attitude. About everything. Plus, good sex is the equivalent of a meditation session for the impact on your brain.
Spiritually, you are more connected to yourself, your partner, and the world at large.
Consider it your daily vitamin, Botox, Prozac, Ativan and liposuction all-in-one shot.
Now, I’m considered such an authority on the topic of well-f**king and multi-orgasmic women, that I write for Playboy on it. Find me in the July/August 2012 issue as I discuss this very topic: the epidemic of women who aren’t receiving enough sex and what can be done about it.
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I have devoted my personal and professional life to solving the plight of hysterical and radically undersexed women all over the planet. Now I’m going to solve it for you.Register Now
The Multi-Orgasmic Bonus Series
More tools for your well-f**ked journey. We continue the sex education most women (and men) have never had.
Bonus Salon 1: G-Spot Ecstasy Digital Salon
G-Spot orgasms are deeper, more emotional and amplify our capacity to connect with our partners…and, for that matter, ourselves. In-depth training on female and male G-Spot opening (yes, he has one too!) Value: $247
Bonus Salon 2: DIY 50 Shades of Grey
Everyone wants this intensity and spark in their intimate relationship. How do you do it? I’ll show you how to introduce fantasy play + the art of dominance and submission into your repertoire. Value: $247
Bonus Salon 3: Sex Shui! Is Your Home Cockblocking Your Love Life?
How to feng shui your love life energetically, emotionally and physically. Kim and top LA feng shui expert, Dana Claudat: The Tao of Dana, team up to clear the blocks standing in the way of your romantic prosperity. Value: $397
Bonus Salon 4: Ejaculation 101
Sexual secrets to ignite your fire and his. What makes women irresistible to men? I’ll show you what and how, including my rare take on how to fall in love with oral sex and why deep-throating makes you a better person. Value: $297
Bonus Salon 5: Yogasms!!
Yogi and author of The Way of the Happy Woman, Sara Avant Stover and Kim team up to talk on the female flow, yoga, eliminating PMS and Sara’s experience with “yogasms.” Yes, she’s had them! Value: $297
Total Value of the Multi-Orgasmic Bonus Series $1485
Your Investment for How to Be a Well-F**ked Woman includes lifetime access to:
Six modules with a total of approximately 25-30 videos HD self-study videos
Downloadable audio mp3s
Transcripts of all the material
Weekly Q+A group calls
Plus Bonus Salons:
G-Spot Ecstasy Digital Salon (16 videos)
Multi-orgasmic bonus series on everything from bedroom feng shui to DIY Fifty Shades of Grey.
If you absorb and apply this information, I know it will make a difference for you in all aspects of your life.
You have to commit to the process.
This is not something you can pay $1000- for and magically tap into your sexual self.
If you find that after reading, listening and acting on the techniques in this course, you find no improvement in your sexual outlook and experience, I’ll cheerfully refund your money.
In order to do that, I’ll require your completed homeplay assignments from all of the salons by midnight PST August 11th. Why? If you do the work, I know you will see change.
That being said, the cultural blocks about free and empowered sexual expression are so strong, that it can take months and years to move through them. It’s important that you prioritize this experience, set aside time daily to focus on it and acknowledge small gains.
The tools you need to shift are all here. You have lifetime access to them, so you can go back and refer to everything multiple times.
Like orgasms, some are bigger and more life-changing than others. Each one represents a breakthrough and an ascension to a higher level.
I’ll see you there.
I am ready to be a well-f**ked woman!
I understand that my enrollment today includes:
Keys to Unlocking Female Sexual Energy HD Video Series, mp3s and transcripts —$2982 value
Weekly Coaching from Kim: — $4000 value
G-Spot Ecstasy Digital Salon — $247 value
Multi-Orgasmic Bonus Series — $1238 value
Total Value: $8467
I understand that my investment is backed by your 100% guarantee, provided I do my homeplay.
2 low payments $547
1 full payment of $997
I tripled the amount of money coming into my life.
I literally cannot stop money from showing up. And even more impressive is I barely do any work for the money to appear. This is about tapping into your powerful sexual energy and directing that towards your goals and dreams.
Kai Soremekun, Filmmaker. Los Angeles.
“One of the BEST investments in my sexual and whole-being wellness EVER!!!" Read More >
"I have much easier sexual response, more lubrication and juiciness and much stronger and more frequent orgasms. I feel sexy, comfortable in my skin and more happy to be a woman. My creativity and overall flow are really jamming now!!!
~ Dr. Suzanne Schiller. Chiropractor
“I have awakened my vagina and that is magical. I. LOVE. IT." Read More >
"I have struggled with body image and have since I was 14 so I found the way the female form is embraced and loved in this salon really helped me love up my femaleness and helped me feel more confident in my body—this is big for me. I loved how you connect sexual energy with spirituality. As a creative person I also love the fact that I can enhance my creativity with orgasms!”
~ Esther Ashcroft, Artist
“Now that I know the three basic types of orgasms—clitoral, G-Spot, and cervical—I'm able to identify them while having sex and am able to experience each one with a better understanding.
I have cervical orgasms 95% of the time with my boyfriend. What a release!”
— Leslie, Administrator. Washington
"Our sex life has increased by 9000%!
Ok I’m not a mathematician but basically we went from having sexual interactions about 1-2x per month to 6-7 times per week! And these experiences are 5-star Michelin restaurant, quality, gourmet events. In my husband’s words after a recent sex date: ‘I feel like Im high on drugs!’ (We weren’t!) Thank you for being a muse who has taught me how to be my own muse.”
— Vanice Medley, Mystic and Artist. Hawaii
It’s summertime! I’ll be on vacation for part of this! What if I miss a week or two?
Everything is archived—from the videos to the weekly Q+A calls. Plus, you have lifetime access to all the material to review as much as you like.
You can even send in your questions ahead of time and I’ll answer them on the call. Some people choose to do this anyway—not everyone is as bold as me when it comes to talking about sex!
How much time will I need to devote to this?
I’ve designed this course to be a concentrated download of the best techniques I know. I’d suggest committing four hours a week to focus on watching the videos, writing, exercises and “sex dates”—if only with yourself!
How do I know this is a fit for me? What is your refund policy?
Here we go deeper and fuller.
I KNOW these tools work. They have changed my life and thousands of people I have worked with. If you can prove to me, by submitting the finished product of the work you have done, that you’ve put in the effort and still no results, I’ll refund your money.
Do you offer a payment plan?
What if I’m single?
You can experience daily, orgasmic bliss on your own—and you ought to be. Keeping your sexual energy revved up is the key to your happiness, creativity and career success.
I live in Australia/Dubai/Zimbabwe. Will I be able to participate on the Q+A calls?
All the calls will be recorded and posted on the private members’ site the next day. You can download and listen to them at your leisure.
What is the difference between How to Be a Well-F**ked Woman and Vaginal Kung Fu?
The WFW salon is the ultimate guide to how to thrive in a female body and harness your sexual energy so that it fuels every part of your life. We cover everything from the full range of female orgasms, to learning how to truly, deeply surrender and open as a woman and a feminine being, as well as common blocks to full sexual expression that most women have—like body image issues.
The VKF salon goes deep into the vagina. The jade egg exercises are expanded over the entire 8 weeks and you also learn other core and pelvic strengthening exercises. We cover everything from healthy habits/nutrition for the vagina to how to truly harness the creative and “birthing” power of it as well as your sexual energy in general.
Combined, both of these salons are your powerhouse for female sexuality! I highly recommend you take them both. VKF next runs in January of 2018.
Each salon stands alone with original and innovative content. And each contains amazing bonus salons. WFW includes an entire additional 4-week, 16-video salon on G-Spots (a $247- value).
How far will this take me?
Your sexual and intimate life is no different.
This course will jumpstart you and take you further than where you are now. Depending on how open you are, it can be the turning point from which you never look back. Your openness and commitment are what will decide that.