Most women are sexually disconnected and have a weak vagina.
Do YOU?
ARE YOU A SUPER PUSSY?
As a modern-day sexual savant, it is my experience that nearly every woman has a weak, under-performing, under-pleasuring vagina.
Do you?
If you do, you certainly aren't alone.
The truth is that most women are disconnected from their bodies and lives.
Take the quiz and discover your truth.
What is a SUPER PUSSY?
A Super Pussy, aka Kung Fu Vagina, is the mistress of her domain. She uses her sexual energy as her guiding life-force physically, emotionally, mentally and spiritually.
Whether you are single or coupled, 25 or 75 years old, in a new relationship or an old one, you can still be a Super Pussy!
Most women have weak and numb vaginas.
NUMB VAGINA = NUMB LIFE
Are you disconnected from the core of who you are, both physically and energetically?
Is it any wonder they also have low libidos? Who wants to have sex if you can’t even feel anything?
If your vagina is just a lie-there-and- take-it kind of vagina, you are probably a lie-there-and-take-it kind of person.
If you are weak in the pelvic floor and disconnected from your vagina and your sexuality, then you are leaking power.
This manifests as the physical expression of urinary incontinence: energetic leakage
According to the Yale University School of Medicine, up to 60% of women suffer from urinary incontinence and 50% of women have POP (pelvic organ prolapse) after childbirth.
Thirty percent of women do not orgasm during intercourse.
Most women have never even heard of cervical orgasms.
These conditions are so common that most women consider them to be “normal”. Even though they have been “normalized”,
I assert that they are not normal.
If you are weak in the pelvic floor and disconnected from your vagina and your sexuality, then you are leaking your power.
When I speak of vaginas that shoot ping pong balls, have sixty orgasms a day and win world records, these aren’t wild exceptions to what vaginas can do.
Every woman can do these things.
Yes, that’s the normal, healthy baseline for all vaginas.
Women often come to me because they’ve been given a hopeless prognosis by the allopathic medical system or OBGYN. They’ve been told that there is no solution for what ails them, or that they will need surgery, artificial lubricant and synthetic hormones for life.
Nope.
Reclaim the core of who you are
With Vaginal Kung Fu, you can be gushing, multi-orgasmic
and salacious for life.
SYMPTOMS OF A NUMB VAGINA
Sexual disconnection looks like:
- Having trouble orgasming.
- Only having clitoral orgasms.
- Low libido.
- Don’t feel much—or any—vaginal pleasure
- Urinary incontinence.
- Difficult PMS, menstruation or menopause.
- Pelvic organ prolapse (POP)
- Financial struggles
- Career stagnation. Working in a 9-5 pay-the-bills kind of job.
- Creative ruts.
- Any and all reproductive aliments from “growths” to PCOS.
- Overeating and food/weight issues.
- Depression, lethargy.
- Misdirected anger and aggression: egs. road rage, yelling at shop clerks, picking fights.
MY BIG BAROMETRIC QUESTION:
Does sex feel rejuvenating, energizing, ecstatic and life-changing?
Are you having cervical orgasms? Ejaculating across the room? Can you play your partner’s lingam like a flute? Are you shooting ping pong balls?
If not, you have further to go.
Your sexual energy is the creative, PROCREATIVE force that you can channel into every aspect of your life.
Even if you think you are having good sex, is it changing your life?
My Legendary Globetrotting Vagina
In 2014, I embarked upon a global campaign to raise vaginal awareness and to inspire vaginas around the world to inhabit their true power. I logged my journey on Instagram, using the hashtag, #thingsiliftwithmyvagina.
My vagina has made headlines worldwide, featured everywhere from The Sunday Times to Oprah Magazine. It has lifted everything from green coconuts in Bali to Murano glass chandeliers in Venice, Italy to a piece of the Berlin Wall, at the Berlin Wall in Germany.
We’ve had quite the time, educating and revolutionizing the baseline of what every “normal” vagina can do: have vaginal—G-Spot and cervical—orgasms, be gushing with lubricant and ejaculate and have ragingly high libidos.
Oh, and shoot ping pong balls.
THE LONG LOST ART OF VAGINAL WEIGHT LIFTING
Five thousand years ago, genital strengthening was considered a necessary life skill.
Since sexual energy is life force energy, and our genitals are the centers of that power, it’s essential that we’re connected to them.
Both energetically and physically.
In the ancient Taoist system of sexual practices—where sex was seen as medicine and a pathway to enlightenment—pelvic weight lifting was an essential part of their health regime.
The regimen strengthened the pelvic floor, supported the internal organs and recirculated vital sexual energy throughout the system.
Women practiced the lifting with a jade egg. In the Chinese system of medicine, jade was thought to have healing and balancing effects on the female reproductive system.
THE WORLD’S STRONGEST VAGINA
This ancient tradition has carried into modern times.
These days, you have women like Guinness World Record holder Tatyana Kozhevnikova, who can lift a whopping 31 pounds with her vagina.
And you have me, gallivanting all over the world, lifting chandeliers and tropical fruit, restoring pelvic and sexual confidence to a generation of women.
Helping them remember that their power is sourced from within.
Deep within.
The jade egg is a multi-dimensional power tool.
Restoring you to your natural state of bliss, orgasms and perpetual wetness.
A Kung Fu Vagina is a woman’s prime source of creativity and power in her life.
Her mover and shaker. All life comes from here.
A Kung Fu Vagina:
- Is strong, articulate and powerful
- Has a voracious libido
- Orgasms wherever, however, whenever it wants, with the full range of orgasmic pleasure: clitoral, G-Spot, cervical orgasms
- Can ejaculate across the room and hit the ceiling with its squirting fluids
- Feels blissful during sex. It has heightened sensation, so that every touch, every feathery stroke feels like ecstasy
- Acts as a compass and guide in a woman’s life. It moves her toward pleasure. It acts as an additional intuitive brain.
- Can give hand jobs. Just like with your actual hand, a super pussy can push, pull, squeeze and isolate different sections of the muscles, playing the proverbial flute.
- Produces “tsunamis of lubrication” through every age and stage of its life, from pregnancy to postpartum, through menopause and beyond.
- Can shoot ping pong balls. This is every woman’s God-given right.
You have the creative power of the universe at your genitals. Use it.
KIM ANAMI
WHY PLAY AIR GUITAR WITH YOUR VAGINA
WHEN YOU CAN PLAY THE FLUTE?
I, like many women, was told: “Do your Kegels!”
I squeezed my vagina a whole bunch of times.
I didn’t feel much.
That’s because playing vaginal air guitar does nothing to strengthen your vagina.
The original Kegel exercise involved using a device inside the vagina for feedback and resistance: like a jade egg. Done correctly, there was a 90% success rate in reversing urinary incontinence.
Done without weight, it’s useless.
Ask any woman who is terrified to get on a trampoline with her children.
However, I, unlike many women, discovered Taoist sexual wisdom at an early age. I was introduced to the jade egg and its benefits in my early twenties.
Before practicing, I didn’t know that I could isolate movement in the left side of my vagina, and the right side.
Or that I could bear down on my man so pleasurably that he would ejaculate.
Or that I could move furniture with my vagina.
What I did have was PMS that ruled my life and mood for half the month.
I was constantly treading financial water.
I felt estranged from my life purpose. I had no idea what my true gifts were.
I reached for food when I was really hungry for intimacy.
I was missing the essential nourishment that balanced, flowing, properly channeled sexual energy would give me.
It’s the Rosetta Stone—the piece that brings everything else together.
Without it, everything else crumbles to the ground.
Thirty years later, my work is an extension of who I am. My sexual energy fuels my life and my relationships.
My vagina is sensitive, articulate and my source of power.
A numb vagina CAN be re-sensitized, libido restored and a deeper, more fulfilling sex life can be had. Every woman deserves to have this.
That’s why I created this program. So you, too, can wake up your vagina, and experience the daily bliss of a sexually fulfilled existence.
That’s what you’re going to get in Vaginal Kung Fu.
Ideas, techniques and solid action steps that will radically change you from the inside out. Literally!!
Kim Anami is the sex guru we need right now
I’ve always been rather sex-savvy, and so most “sexperts” have absolutely nothing to teach me that I don’t already know… but Kim takes the power of sexuality to a completely different level, inspiring even the most knowledgeable women to reach erotic potential beyond their wildest dreams. What she has to teach makes all other modern sex advice out there seem archaic.
Dita Von Teese
Queen of Burlesque, Model, Entrepreneur
10 SIGNS YOU ARE A SUPER PUSSY
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Vaginal orgasms galore
"I have way more powerful vaginal orgasms and I'm super wet. I used to be dry before. Now I’m spraying all over the bed and my husband numerous times in each sexual experience."
~ Sandra -
You can give a handjob—with your vagina
"Before VKF I had a numb vagina and rarely climaxed. Now I am wearing my husband out and he asks for a day or two off each week to recuperate!"
~ Winnie -
Wet, wet, wet!
“My vagina is wet, like, all the time! My partner and I are having sex 3-4 times per week instead of per month and my vagina is SO much stronger!"
~ Leah -
PMS? Menopause? What are you even talking about…?
“I am going through peri-menopause and the hot flashes, vagina dryness and bad sleep have completely stopped!”
~ Eugenia -
Your ejaculate hits the ceiling
"We constantly soak the sheets and I leave marks on the walls!"
~ Kacey -
Insatiable libido
“Oh My God. WOW, things are really starting to awaken! I transformed from a “normal” medium libido person into an insatiable sex monster!"
~ Sabina -
Incontinence begone!
"After just 7 days of using my jade egg my urinary incontinence has completely resolved! I am actually able to feel the jade egg where I couldn’t on day one."
~ Alana -
You attract high-caliber partners
“I met the love of my life…the man I have been desiring and wishing for walked into my life unexpectedly!!!! We have an amazing sexual connection and I can have 5-6 cervical orgasms in one session with my man.”
~ Kala -
Shoot ping pong balls with your vagina
"This is the normal, healthy baseline for every woman."
~ Kim Anami -
Abundance comes easily
“Work opportunities are offered to me without me doing anything. I am making more money than I ever have, while working significantly less.
~ Michelle
WHAT DOES A LIT VAGINA LOOK LIKE?
An awakened vagina ignites and turbocharges you as a woman.
Your vagina is meant to be strong, articulate and highly pleasurable: to both you and your partner.
“Pompoir” is the ancient art of cultivating vaginal stroking so as to make a man ejaculate or stop him from ejaculating—with the power of your vagina alone.
You have so much articulation and control of the vagina, that you can consciously use and direct it.
This is the kind of vagina that “launches 1000 ships”.
This holy grail of vaginas has a ravenous libido, multiple vaginal orgasms, lubricates like nobody’s business, and ejaculates up a storm.
Instead of being passive and just lying there to receive whatever is given to it, it goes out into the world and it starts to take what it wants.
It creates its life; it directs its energy out into the universe.
When your vagina turns on and comes alive,
several things happen:
1. Daily vaginal orgasms.
You discover the transformational power, wisdom and pleasure of the deeper, internal vaginal orgasms
G-Spot, cervical and ejaculatory.
Where once you may have believed that these orgasms are “for other fortunate women”, you now have them all at your fingertips.
If you aren’t reaching these deep, profound places in yourself and truly unleashing all the latent power in the vagina, you are operating at a deficiency.
The vagina is what will lead you into majesty. These orgasms are essential personal growth tools and good-f**k medicine for women.
2. You magnetize men, money and miracles.
“Men are coming from I don’t know where…!”
These women aren’t joining dates sites. They haven’t radically changed their appearance.
They are simply radiating something so vitally and viscerally attractive, that men–and women—are magnetized to them. Like flies to honey The suitors spring out of parking lots, grocery stores, elevators, gas stations! You name it.
Your vagina becomes uber-attractive and your main tool in creating your reality.
The manifesting power is now at your fingertips. Literally.
Like flies to honey.
The suitors spring out of parking lots, grocery stores, elevators, gas stations!
The force is with you. And people feel it. You are wearing that well-f**ked glow.
3. Natural face and breast lift.
I have had clients stop using Botox after having a regular vaginal weight lifting practice.
The “lift” flows from your pelvic floor, to your breasts, to your face, and extends out to every part of your life.
With a weak pelvic floor, not only do internal organs fall out, but our sexual energy leaks out of these channels.
The leakage causes an entire downward gravitational pull. Everything begins to sag.
Lines form on the brow. Naso-labial folds get more increased. Breasts lose their firmness. Bellies get soft.
Through strengthening the pelvic floor, an energetic lift takes place in the body that firms, smooths and supports everything in its wake.
Your libido—which is your life-force—is now pumping and uplifting every part of your life.
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4. Your vagina is your creative superpower.
How many people besides me do you know who lift Oscars with their vaginas?
My #thingsiliftwithmyvagina campaign went viral worldwide in countries and media all over the world. All courtesy of me tapping into my creative brilliance.
Via my vagina.
When you do this, you kill it. All over the place. You rise into your true star power.
You find your own voice and use it in the world.
Sexual energy is creative energy.
More than just how to have more sexual pleasure (though I teach that too!), I teach people how to take their sexual, life-force energy and convert it into tangible creative power that you can use in your day-to-day lives and work.
Once you are in tune with this vital energy and are harnessing it, you have accessed your unique imprint. Your genetic code, which is housed in your DNA, encapsulated in your sexual energy, can now be funnelled.
What you put out there is one-of-a-kind.
You create your life from your vagina.
KIM ANAMI
When you get very well-f**ked—and remember, by my definition of “well-f**ked”, you can be single or in a relationship—you begin to shine from the inside out.
Being well-f**ked is learning how to connect to and own your sexual energy.
You don’t need a partner to do this. You just need me.
I’ve done it for thousands of women, and now I’m going to do it for you.
THE ANAMI GUARANTEE
Every woman can be multi-orgasmic, having G-Spot and cervical orgasms on the daily.
Every woman can lubricate and ejaculate profusely, with an off the charts libido at any age and stage of her life. Every woman can have a flute-playing vagina that shoots ping pong balls across the room.
This is the baseline for every single woman. Even you.
Kim is a total rockstar and a tour de force of all things sexual. Her stuff is a cut above anything I've seen
HERE'S HOW TO BE A VAGINAL KUNG FU MASTER
An 10-week Virtual Salon to Harness Your Sexual Power and Pleasure
«Salons» are a tradition of learning that dates back centuries.
In this modern-day version, you’ll receive pre-recorded HD videos, followed up by live coaching calls and community breakout sessions. In between, you’ll have “homeplay” assignments to flex your new sexual muscles. I’ll be there to troubleshoot with you every step of the way.
Salon Syllabus
Live Call with Kim: February 13th
- Sexual feng shui: Find and clear the blocks that have been holding you back emotionally and sexually
- Yoni gazing and reconnaissance to know thyself
- Using your vagina as your ultimate compass in life. How to listen to the voice of your vagina
- Taoist sexual medicine for self-healing and opening energy pathways in the body
- Sexual shadow work
- Sexual detoxification
- Guided Visualization: Vagazing with a Yoni Portal Mirror
Live Call with Kim: February 20th
- Discover why orgasms are your infinite power source and how to use them to their maximum potential
- Convert sexual energy into creative energy to fuel your life, work and relationships.
- Increase the magnetic power of your vagina and your womb to attract your deepest desires
- Learn the emotional anatomy and sexual reflexology points in the vagina so you can heal yourself by having sex!
- All the do's and don'ts of a vaginal weight lifting practice
- Holistic yoni care
- Rewilding sexuality and cultivating optimal hormonal balance. Learn what the biggest culprits are for throwing your system off
- Guided Visualization: Charging Your Jade Egg with Talismanic Powers
- Guided Visualization: Crystal Uterus
Live Call with Kim: February 27th
- Learn to read and listen to the messages of your body so you can heal yourself
- Step-by-step holistic guidance on multi-dimensional modalities to address everything from recurrent yeast infections to brutal periods and PMS
- Guided Visualization: Loving and Owning Every Inch of Your Body
Live Call with Kim: March 5th
Live Call with Kim: March 12th
- How to use menstruation and menopause as power portals, rather than times of depletion
- Eradicate PMS, challenging periods and difficult menopause forever
- Taoist qi gong ancient techniques to utilize sexual energy and channel it into manifesting power
- Heal your relationship to your feminine energy and tap into this power to create your life
- Natural birth control: Learn your fertility windows by observing your own body.
- Guided Visualization: Activate Your Sexual Organs as Life and Creative Engines
Live Call with Kim: March 19th
- Techniques to give yourself a natural breast-lift and facelift so you can look and feel more youthful
- Learn holistic breast care and healing practices
- The secret to having nipple-gasms!
- How to grow your breasts by channeling your sexual energy (It’s true! I’ve grown mine!)
- Guided Visualization: Connecting and Opening the Heart, Breasts and Cervix
Live Call with Kim: March 26th
- Kim's top techniques for busting through plateaus
- "This is why we can't have nice things!" Do you feel worthy? Self-love as the key to opening to abundance and expanding your capacity to receive and uplevel
- Reprogramming the subconscious for success with subliminals and binaural beats
- Shadow work secrets for illumination
- Surrender as the source of all your power
- Guided Visualization: Unf**k Your Unstuck and Get in the Flow
Live Call with Kim: April 2nd
Live Call with Kim: April 9th
- Holistic suggestions for healing reproductive ailments including herbs, supplements, nutrition and vibrational medicine
- Ancient indigenous healing: Yoni steaming and womb massage
- How to heal past physical and emotional trauma that is stored in the vagina and body that holds you back sexually and in your life
- Step-by-step guide for performing a healing vaginal massage to loosen stored tension and increase sensation and orgasmic potential
- The Three Horsemen of Sexual Trauma: the places where most people don't think to look and how to heal these areas
- Guided Visualization: The Cracks Are Where the Light Gets In
Live Call with Kim: April 16th
- How deeper, vaginal orgasms increase your cash flow
- Learn how to attract and let good things come into your life, rather than stressing to make them happen
- Your pocket mood guide to which sexual positions will help balance you depending on how you feel
- How to use different movements in sex to increase the flow of energy and healing
- Strengthening the heart-vaginal connection so that you are more emotionally present and open during sex
- How to give your man a hand job. With your vagina.
- Guided Visualization: Your Vagina Is Money
