As a modern-day sexual savant, it is my experience that nearly every woman has a weak, under-performing, under-pleasuring vagina.
If it is, you certainly aren’t alone.
Take this quiz and discover the truth. Just how sensitive is your vagina?
25 Signs that you are sexually disconnected and have a weak vagina
- You have not had internal, vaginal orgasms (G-Spot or cervical).
- Things feel “different” in your pelvic area since childbirth.
- PMS runs half your month and totally decreases your quality of life.
- You have a hard time attracting and creating what you want in your life.
- You feel disconnected to your body or have body parts you loathe.
- You have exercise-induced incontinence.
- Your partner might say that your vagina feels loose (or that you aren’t as “tight” as you used to be).
- You’ve tried Kegels and they just don’t seem to work or offer marginal improvement.
- You rarely self-pleasure or when you do it is mechanical and very goal-oriented.
- You have lost interest in sex. No. Libido. Whatsoever.
- You can’t shoot ping pong balls with your vagina. Or your aim is terrible.
- You have had some kind of pelvic organ prolapse.
- You have unresolved sexual trauma.
- Your vagina feels numb.
- You feel disconnected to your intuition or inner guidance.
- You have never ejaculated.
- You have experienced some kind of reproductive ailment, such as a growth in the breasts, ovaries or cervix.
- You have difficult or painful periods or challenging menopausal/peri-menopausal symptoms.
- You lack sexual confidence.
- You have a hard time tapping into your creativity—be it in work, play or any are of you life.
- You struggle with finances and your work life feels stagnant.
- You are depressed. Listless. Have little motivation to get anything done.
- You feel sexually inhibited and shy. You have a hard time asking for what you want.
- You often need to use vaginal lubricant at some point during sex.
- The idea of opening a beer bottle with your vagina seems completely unattainable right now.
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You are fairly connected to your vagina and sexual energy. Excellent work! Let me ask you this: Can you shoot ping-pong balls with your vagina? If not, you have further (and deeper) to go!
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Your vagina is in dire need of rehabilitation! You are operating without a crucial piece of yourself and everything in your life is suffering. Take 10 minutes to read this to resuscitate your vagina today!
If a woman is disconnected from her sexuality and her vagina,
she is operating at a massive disadvantage.
Having a weak vagina exacerbates this problem. You can’t tune into your sexual energy and sexual pleasure if you can’t even feel your vagina.
When women come to me with no desire for sex, I’m not surprised.
All over the world, women are suffering from the debilitating condition of not having enough (or any) sexual pleasure in their lives.
The effects of a dull vagina and unfulfilling sex life spill over into everything: your relationship, your career, your family, your friends.
Everything gets pulled into this vortex and affects your quality of life.
And really, what woman would want to have sex when they can’t even feel anything!?!
When I speak of vaginas that shoot ping pong balls and open beer bottles and win world records, these aren’t wild exceptions to what vaginas can do (though they are currently).
Every woman can do these things.
So why don’t they?
Every woman has heard the pelvic adage: “Do your Kegels! Everyday! This is how you will build a stronger pelvic floor!”
Except that it’s not.
The real Kegel, the exercise that Dr. Alfred Kegel created in 1947, involved placing a feedback device inside the vagina. Doing so, a woman would know just how strong her pelvic contractions were.
With this method, Kegel saw a whopping 93% improvement rate with issues of urinary incontinence.
When other doctors suggested the clenching exercise to women, without the use of any kind of feedback device, the success of the exercise immediately dropped 50%.
In my sex coaching practice today, I have yet to meet a single woman—amongst thousands—who has had success with Kegels.
Instead, I meet women every day who are terrified to get on a trampoline with their children or who can’t go for a run anymore, because they have involuntary bladder emissions.
The statistics are shocking: as many as 60% of women are thought to experience some form of urinary incontinence. It’s difficult to say for certain, because, due to sheer embarrassment, most women don’t talk about it.
Another 50% of women will experience some form of pelvic organ prolapse (like the uterus falling into the vagina) after childbirth.
That statistic (and the one on incontinence, both from the Yale University School of Medicine) made my jaw drop.
This is the problem with the modern version of a Kegel: It doesn’t work.
In order to build strength, you need resistance and feedback. You need to be “lifting” just enough weight, whether with your bicep or your vagina.
The weight needs to be light enough that you can pick it up, and heavy enough that you need to exert some effort.
That’s how you build strength.
The long lost art of vaginal weight lifting
Five thousand years ago, genital strengthening was considered a necessary life skill.
Since sexual energy is life force energy, and our genitals are the centers of that power, it’s essential that we’re connected to them.
Both energetically and physically.
In the ancient Taoist system of sexual practices—where sex was seen as medicine and a pathway to enlightenment—pelvic weight lifting was an essential part of their health regime.
The regimen strengthened the pelvic floor, supported the internal organs and recirculated vital sexual energy throughout the system.
Women practiced the lifting with a jade egg. In the Chinese system of medicine, jade was thought to have healing and balancing effects on the female reproductive system.
The world’s strongest vagina
Tatyana Kozhevnikova is from Novosibirsk, Russia. After she had her children, she felt that things just “weren’t the same down there.”
She’d heard about these ancient Taoist practices of vaginal weight lifting and decided to try them out.
Several years, 31 pounds and a Guinness World Record later, Tatiana has the strongest vagina in the world.
Yes, you heard me correctly. Tatyana can lift 31 pounds with her vagina.
And there is a Guinness World Record for this accomplishment.
(I love Russians).
While you don’t have to aim for Tatyana’s skill level, the benefits of an internal weight lifting practice are many.
But Kim, what about the other vagina strengthening methods
I’ve heard of?
Yes, there are other pelvic strengthening devices out there. Here’s how the jade egg is different:
First off, if you see a “stick” claiming to make your vagina stronger for you, while you just lie there, and do nothing… Seriously? I have seen some devices which claim to make you “tighter” just by inserting them into your vagina, with no work on your part. That’s denial, folks! You can’t make your bicep stronger by lying next to a dumbbell.
There are other devices which act in the same way as “ab shockers” to deliver an electrical shock to your vagina and force the muscles to contract. These have proven to be far less effective than weight lifting. I don’t believe that traumatizing the vagina through electric shock is going to help with re-sensitization.
Then there are some devices which you insert that give you feedback based on the strength of your contraction. These are a better choice. However, they still have a very machine-like, obgyn-look-and-feel. Some are made of steel, which feels very industrial to me. And you aren’t adding weight to them.
The egg is my top choice for many reasons:
- It fulfills the biggest requirements to provide resistance and feedback to the pelvic floor muscles. This is how you build strength.
- It’s organic and natural. It’s jade! It’s a 5000-year-old tool from one of the most advanced medical and sexual energy systems on the planet. The symbolism of the egg as a seed, as the start of creation, is also powerful.
- The Vaginal Kung Fu program works on every level: physical, emotional, mental and spiritual. Lasting change happens when we are onboard in every possible way—just giving you exercises isn’t enough. Vaginal dissociation is multi-faceted and that’s why I tackle it from every angle.
- This system of inserting an egg (or glass ball, as Tatyana did) and lifting weight is what created the strongest, record-holding vagina in the world. How can you go wrong?
With a strong pelvic floor you will:
- Have more orgasms.
- Have better orgasms. (By better I mean, mind, body and spirit altering orgasms that are longer, deeper, more intense, and include the ability to ejaculate).
- Keep your internal organs (I.e. no pelvic organ prolapse).
- Have an easier childbirth and recover more quickly afterward.
- Up your libido. When the vagina is weak, it feels numb. Sex is infinitely more pleasurable with a sensitive and articulate vagina.
- Eliminate issues of urinary incontinence.
- Increase circulation in the vaginal canal and produce lubrication more easily.
- Be able to shoot ping pong balls. This is every woman’s God-given right.
A kung fu vagina can be had by every woman.
I, like many women, was told: “Do your Kegels!”
So I squeezed my vagina a whole bunch of times. And didn’t feel much.
However, I, unlike many women, discovered Taoist sexual philosophy at an early age. I was introduced to the jade egg and its benefits in my early twenties.
Before practicing, I didn’t know that I could isolate movement in the left side of my vagina, and the right side.
Or that I could bear down on my man so pleasurably that he would ejaculate.
Or that I could move furniture with my vagina.
What I did have was PMS that ruled my life and mood for half the month.
I was constantly treading financial water.
I felt estranged from my life purpose. I had no idea what my true gifts were.
I reached for food when I was really hungry for intimacy.
I was missing the essential nourishment that balanced, flowing, properly channeled sexual energy would give me.
It’s the Rosetta Stone—the piece that brings everything else together.
Without it, everything else crumbles to the ground.
Twenty years later, my work is an extension of who I am. My sexual energy fuels my life and my relationships.
My vagina is sensitive, articulate and my source of power.
Most women I meet have dreadfully numb vaginas. Worse, while they know something is wrong, they don’t know that there is a solution… and most have resigned themselves to a life of numbness. A numb vagina, a numb sex life and a numb connection to their true sexual essence.
But it doesn’t have to be this way!
A numb vagina CAN be re-sensitized, libido restored and a deeper, more fulfilling sex life can be had. Every woman deserves to have this.
That’s why I created this program. So you can wake up your vagina, and experience the daily bliss of a sexually fulfilled existence.
The truth is: connecting to your sexual energy and your vagina involves a lot more than just what you do in bed. Many people may think they have a great sex life, (and most of the time they don’t know what they don’t know), but it’s not adding to their quality of life outside of the bedroom.
That’s what you’re going to get here. Ideas, techniques and solid action steps that will radically change you from the inside out.
HERE’S VAGINAL KUNG FU:
An 8-week Virtual Salon to Strengthen and Tone the Vagina and Turbo-Charge Your Orgasms
Each week you’ll receive new vaginal workout exercises as well as a core-strengthening routine.
Salon 1: Love Yourself. Foundational practices for harnessing sexual energy. Opening to the healing and energizing potential of your vagina.
Learn how to convert sexual energy into creative energy to fuel your life, work and relationships
Increase the magnetic power of your vagina and your womb to attract your deepest desires
Learn ancient Taoist practices used by courtesans in the emperor’s court of China to increase vitality, beauty and sexual expertise
Guided meditation to heal and reconnect with your sexual and vaginal power and pleasure
The importance of the core and how having a strong core helps you to create in your life
Learn to feel sexual energy flowing and moving through your body
Cultivate self-love through self-pleasuring and exploration
Salon released: February 6th
Q+A Call: February 11th
Salon 2: Create Yourself
Why orgasms are your infinite power source and how to use them to their maximum potential
Harness the core manifesting power of your uterus and learn how to birth your reality into existence
Learn the emotional anatomy and sexual reflexology points in the vagina so you can heal yourself by having sex!
A guided visualization to charge your jade egg with talismanic powers
Increase fertility and become a strong conception vessel
Ovarian, uterine and vaginal strengthening herbs and foods
Salon released: February 13th
Q+A Call: February 18th
Salon 3: Rejuvenate Yourself
How to shift menstruation and menopause to be energizing and rejuvenating instead of exhausting.
Take the most powerful creative energy that you have access to and, using a potent, ancient Taoist practice, learn to revive yourself with it (I’ve never shared this before!)
Eradicate PMS, challenging periods and difficult menopause forever
Increase your sexual and creative power in just five minutes a day!
Surefire techniques to stop leaking sexual energy and revitalize yourself with it instead
Deepen your relationship to your feminine core and tap into the power of surrender
Salon released: February 20th
Q+A Call: February 25th
You’ll be given your challenge assignment during the course!
Release: February 27th
Q+A Call: March 3rd
Salon 4: Your Breast Self
How to make your breasts more sensitive and orgasmic
Techniques to give yourself a natural breast-lift and facelift so you can look and feel more youthful
Learn holistic breast care and healing practices
The secret to having nipple-gasms!
Learn how breast stimulation plays a crucial role in vaginal lubrication
How to grow your breasts by channeling your sexual energy (It’s true! I’ve grown mine!)
Salon released: March 5th
Q+A Call: March 10th
Salon 5: Heal Yourself.
How to get rid of any genital numbness, shame or discomfort so you can enjoy pleasure more deeply, alone or with a partner
Holistic suggestions for healing reproductive ailments including herbs, supplements and nutrition
How to heal past trauma (even emotional) that is stored in the vagina and holding you back sexually and in your life
Learn how to create optimal hormonal balance and what the biggest culprits are for throwing your system off
Instructions for performing a healing vaginal massage to loosen stored tension and increase sensation and orgasmic potential
Salon released: March 12th
Q+A Call: March 17th
You’ll be given your challenge assignment during the course!
Release: March 19th
Q+A Call: March 24th
Salon 6: Empower Yourself
The secret few people know about how to use your feminine and sexual power to amplify your life’s work
How deeper, vaginal orgasms increase your cash flow
Learn how to attract and let good things come into your life, rather than stressing to make them happen
Your pocket mood guide to which sexual positions will help balance you depending on how you feel
How to use different movements in sex to increase the flow of energy and healing
Strengthening the heart-vaginal connection so that you are more emotionally present and open during sex
How to give your man a hand job. With your vagina.
Salon released: March 26th
Q+A Call: March 31st
Being well-f**ked uplifts EVERY part of your life
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These things have totally changed my life and vagina, as they have done for thousands of people I’ve worked with.
YOUR ORGASMIC INVESTMENT
KEYS TO A STRONG, TONED AND TURBO-CHARGED VAGINA:
You receive gorgeous HD videos, downloadable audio, transcripts and “homeplay” in which I share the knowledge and wisdom I have accumulated in 25 years of study.
Each of these salons individually would run at a cost of $497- per salon. $2982 value.
WEEKLY SUPPORT FROM ME:
Ask me anything during our Q+A calls. $8000 value.
TOTAL VALUE $10,982
Since it’s my life’s work to bring the beauty and joy of sexual fulfillment to as many women as possible, I’m not asking anywhere near that for this program.
I’ll tell you exactly what your investment is in just a moment, but first, let’s hear from some sexually empowered women.
Like Britt, for example. She radiates beauty, femininity and sensuality. She’s confident and poised. She has a ravenous libido. Many of my clients wish to remain anonymous.
Not Britt. She is “out” and proud.
I’ll let her speak for herself.
"“KIM IS A TOTAL ROCK STAR AND A TOUR DE FORCE OF ALL THINGS SEXUAL."" Read More >
“Her stuff is truly a notch above anything I've seen.”
~ Dr. Christiane Northrup, OBGYN
"“I HAVE TRIED PELVIC FLOOR REHABILITATION AND THAT DIDN’T WORK BUT THE EGG DID."" Read More >
"My whole family has a history of vaginal and uterine prolapse and the jade egg practice really tightened me up. Thank goodness! ?Totally liberating, empowering and sexy. Sexy on all levels, mind, body and spirit. The salons are filled with gorgeous videos. I loved the information. The flow was perfect. But mostly it’s about KIM. Her energy, presence, authenticity and expertise are what makes it."
~ Lisa Campion, Energy Healer and Counsellor
“We’re having sex three times as often and feeling more loving and less stressed about sex in general. Amazeballs. Taking the salon is like having a sex ninja at your service.
Listening to Kim is like reading 14 books, 3 how-to manuals, and the entire Shades of Gray trilogy.“
— Kristen Kalp, Brand Strategist. Texas.
“An increase in wetness to tsunami proportions!”
— Joanne Davies, Clinical Hypnotherapist. UK
My Legendary Globetrotting Vagina
Last year, I embarked upon a global campaign to raise vaginal awareness and to inspire vaginas around the world to inhabit their true power. I logged my journey on Instagram, using the hashtag, #thingsiliftwithmyvagina.
My vagina has made headlines worldwide, featured everywhere from The Sunday Times to Oprah Magazine. It has lifted everything from green coconuts in Bali to Murano glass chandeliers in Venice, Italy to a piece of the Berlin Wall, at the Berlin Wall in Germany.
We’ve had quite the year, educating and revolutionizing the baseline of what every “normal” vagina can do: have vaginal—G-Spot and cervical—orgasms, be gushing lubricant and ejaculate and have ragingly high libidos.
Oh, and shoot ping pong balls.
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I have devoted my personal and professional life to solving the plight of weak vaginas and radically undersexed women all over the planet. Now I’m going to solve it for you.Register Now
The Multi-Orgasmic Bonus Series
More tools for your well-f**ked journey. We continue the sex education most women have never had.
Bonus Salon 1: Vaginal Kung Fu Kit
You’ll receive a gorgeous jade vaginal egg, a silk carry pouch, silk thread and a starter kit of rose quartz stones to practice your lifting. Value: $97
Bonus Salon 2: Jing It Up!
Superfoods and potions to nourish, balance and tonify your female system
“Jing” is a Chinese word for life force and sexual vitality. Kim interviews the “Jingslingers” for tips on increasing and revitalizing female energy. Value: $497
Bonus Salon 3: Ejaculation 101
Get in the flow. Every woman can ejaculate-she just needs the right skills. Learn the secrets of female ejaculation so you can experience the power of this sacred water. Value: $397
Bonus Salon 4: Orgasmic Birth
Did you know that birth can be, and ought to be the biggest orgasm of your life? It’s true! Kim teams up with Debra Pascali-Bonaro Director of the film Orgasmic Birth. The best kept secret, and pioneer of the movement, to discuss how birth is designed to be pleasurable, gentle and even orgasmic. Value: $297
Bonus Salon 5: Your Sexual Position Prescription
Different sexual positions have different healing benefits and can balance out your varying emotional states. Learn which positions to use for which moods and ailments to become your own sex doctor. Value: $347
Bonus Salon 6: Is Your Vagina Depressed?
Dr. Kelly Brogan, “Radically Holistic Psychiatrist” shares how women can get off of prescription medication, including anti-deprescalsants, and balance out their brain, body and sexual chemistry naturally. Value: $397
Bonus Salon 7: Healing and Preventing Prolapse Naturally
Pelvic organ prolapse (POP) can be prevented and reversed. Kimberly Johnson, author of The Fourth Trimester, shares her top holistic suggestions and experiences in reversing even the most severe prolapses, as well as the lifestyle habits and practices for maintaining reproductive alignment and health. Value: $497
Total Value of the Multi-Orgasmic Bonus Series $2529
Your Investment for Vaginal Kung Fu includes lifetime access to:
Six modules with a total of approximately 25-30 videos HD self-study videos
Downloadable audio mp3s
Transcripts of all the material
Weekly Q+A group calls
Plus Bonus Salons:
Multi-orgasmic bonus series on everything from Ejaculation 101 to having an Orgasmic Birth.
If you absorb and apply this information, I know it will make a difference for you in all aspects of your life.
You have to commit to the process.
This is not something you can pay $1000- for and magically tap into your sexual self.
If you find that after reading, listening and acting on the techniques in this course, you find no improvement in your sexual outlook and experience, I’ll cheerfully refund your money.
In order to do that, I’ll require your refund request and written completed homeplay assignments from all of the salons by March 5th, 2020 by midnight Pacific. Why? If you do the work, I know you will see change.
That being said, the cultural blocks about free and empowered sexual expression are so strong, that it can take months and years to move through them. It’s important that you prioritize this experience, set aside time daily to focus on it and acknowledge small gains.
The tools you need to shift are all here. You have lifetime access to them, so you can go back and refer to everything multiple times.
Like orgasms, some are bigger and more life-changing than others. Each one represents a breakthrough and an ascension to a higher level.
I’ll see you there.
I am ready to have turbo-charged orgasms!
I understand that my enrollment today includes:
Keys to Strong, Toned and Turbo-Charged Vagina HD Video Series, mp3s and transcripts —$2982 value
Weekly Coaching from Kim: — $8000 value
Multi-Orgasmic Bonus Series — $2529 value
Total Value: $13,511 – all included in the one time purchase price of $997.
I understand that my investment is backed by your guarantee, provided I do my homeplay and submit it before March 5th, 2020.
** Note: All currency listed is in USD **
I tripled the amount of money coming into my life.
I literally cannot stop money from showing up. And even more impressive is I barely do any work for the money to appear. This is about tapping into your powerful sexual energy and directing that towards your goals and dreams.
Kai Soremekun, Filmmaker. Los Angeles.
"“ONE OF THE BEST INVESTMENTS IN MY SEXUAL AND WHOLE-BEING WELLNESS EVER!!!"" Read More >
"I have much easier sexual response, more lubrication and juiciness and much stronger and more frequent orgasms. I feel sexy, comfortable in my skin and more happy to be a woman. My creativity and overall flow are really jamming now!!!
~ Dr. Suzanne Schiller. Chiropractor
"“I HAVE AWAKENED MY VAGINA AND THAT IS MAGICAL. I. LOVE. IT."" Read More >
"I have struggled with body image and have since I was 14 so I found the way the female form is embraced and loved in this salon really helped me love up my femaleness and helped me feel more confident in my body—this is big for me. I loved how you connect sexual energy with spirituality. As a creative person I also love the fact that I can enhance my creativity with orgasms!”
~ Esther Ashcroft, Artist
“I have a stronger vagina from the jade egg exercises. I experience longer and stronger orgasms and I have stopped disassociating from my body during sex.
I also had a G-spot orgasm for the first time ever!”
— Dr. Shadia Alam, Integrative Physician
“Our sex life has increased by 9000%!
Ok I’m not a mathematician but basically we went from having sexual interactions about 1-2x per month to 6-7 times per week! And these experiences are 5-star Michelin restaurant, quality, gourmet events. In my husband’s words after a recent sex date: ‘I feel like Im high on drugs!’ (We weren’t!) Thank you for being a muse who has taught me how to be my own muse.”
— Vanice Medley, Mystic and Artist. Hawaii
I’ll be on vacation for part of this! What if I miss a week or two?
How much time will I need to devote to this?
How do I know this is a fit for me? What is your refund policy?
Do you offer a payment plan?
How far will this take me?
What is the difference between How to Be a Well-F**ked Woman and Vaginal Kung Fu?
The WFW salon is the ultimate guide to how to thrive in a female body and harness your sexual energy so that it fuels every part of your life. We cover everything from the full range of female orgasms, to learning how to truly, deeply surrender and open as a woman and a feminine being, as well as common blocks to full sexual expression that most women have—like body image issues.
The VKF salon goes deep into the vagina. The jade egg exercises are expanded over the entire 8 weeks and you also learn other core and pelvic strengthening exercises. We cover everything from healthy habits/nutrition for the vagina to how to truly harness the creative and “birthing” power of it as well as your sexual energy in general.
Combined, both of these salons are your powerhouse for female sexuality! I highly recommend you take them both.
Each salon stands alone with original and innovative content. And each contains amazing bonus salons to deepen your learning.
I live in Australia/Dubai/Zimbabwe. Will I be able to participate on the Q+A calls?
All the calls will be recorded and posted on the private members’ site the next day. You can download and listen to them at your leisure.
Is this salon suitable for those in a same-sex relationship?
Anyone is welcome to disregard the physical exercises that do not apply to them, but learn about the yin/yang qualities we all hold within. Moreover, all of our salon offerings are excellent to take as an individual and offer vital teachings that help people connect to their own sexuality, aside from their intimacy with their partners, making it a fit for all.