2023 Gift Guide: Well-F**ked Travels
I come bearing gifts. Our annual erotic gift guides.
Part 1: Well-F**ked Travels
Part 2: Home Sex Sanctuary (coming next week)
Including my favorite luxury treehouses, eco-chic and sexy accoutrement for your sex weekends and weeklong trysts.
Lions Sands Game Reserve Chalkley Treehouse – South Africa
I do my best f**king in treehouses. And sometimes beds.
Vaginal Kung Fu Yoni Egg Kit & Salonette
Stay juicy on your sexcapades.
My egg has been to 45+ different countries. How many will yours go to?
$299 USD
Fleur du Mal Naomi lingerie set
Anytime, anywhere.
Naomi Lace Cutout Balconette Bra Vixen
$255 USD for the set
Breast Bliss Oil
Activate your breast alchemical superpowers.
$99 USD
Fleur De Mal Men’s Jacquard Silk Robe
Balcony-lounging and opening-the-door-for-room-service attire
$695 USD
Your Own Private Surf Break – Nihi Sumba
Nihi boasts their own private surf break—only surfable by guests of what has been ranked the best hotel in the world.
This barefoot luxury—my favorite style—wild-meets-epicurean-five-star resort is not only amazingly restorative in its semi off-grid location, but the world-class surf break out front is capped at 10 surfers a day. Plenty of activities to keep the non-surfers occupied, such as the spa safari, horsebackriding, local village tours and magnificent waterfall hikes. Presuming you leave your bed, that is. Hint: stay in at least one of the one-bedroom villas.
Custom Made Surfboard by Dead Kooks
Get your flow on with an orgasmically explosive color palette to boot.
Aphrodisia Sensual Massage Oil
Our couples massage potion doubles as a long-lasting lingam massage oil.
For his self-pleasure sessions, or to give him a luxurious, dedicated, lingam massage.
Anami Alchemia.
$69 USD
Farm Rio One Piece Bathing Suit
Artful adornment for your ocean love affair.
$197 USD
Mens Board Shorts by Mollusk
When you need to dip in the ocean in-between sessions.
$68 USD
Bisate Lodge Rwanda
Jungle treetops for vine-swinging sex.
Yoni Ambrosia Massage Oil
The art of opening flowers.
Anami Alchemia.
$69 USD
Kilter Genuine Leather BDSM Collection
The ultimate BDSM travel collection.
Polarity-igniting paddles, wrist restraints, mask, collar and leash.
$813 USD
Hard Roots Sex Nectar for Him
Libido and erection igniter. Essential fuel for long-haul workouts: in the bed and in the gym.
$199 USD
Coolcabana
Portable shade for your beach sex adventures.
$229 USD
Six Senses Lamuu in the Maldives
An overwater treehouse.
When you want a break from the sex, the snorkeling in the resort’s house reef—i.e. your backyard, is epic.
Tan through bikini by True Tone Swim
When I’m not naked, I’m kinda naked.
$182 USD
Via Imperia: “The King and Queen” VitaJuwul Water Bottles
Energy-infused hydration for all the other “-ations”: lubrication, ejaculation…
$218 USD each
His and Her Weekender Leather Duffle Bags by Leatherology
Buttery soft and can act as permanent storage for all your accessories.
$745 USD
Shiva Wands
Objet d’art or butt plug? Let TSA decide.
Our most inconspicuous of travel toys, for those still learning not to give a f*ck.
Sex weekends and weeks give you plenty of time to warm up for anal adventures.
$199 USD
Men’s Turquoise Necklace
Throat and voice amplifier to bring out his dominance.
$725 USD
Handmade Crystal Adorned Gold Rings by James Michelle
Raw beauty for her raw beauty.
$1988 USD
Keemala Tree Villas in Thailand
For those getting used to “coming out”, the jungle absorbs all of your love sounds
“Size queen” luggage – Bric’s Bellagio 32” Spinner
If you like a lot of junk in the trunk, then you’ll love the Bric’s 32-incher.
It’s been a staple in my travels for years. It can house A LOT of lingerie and play accoutrements.
Super stylish to boot.
$830 USD
LUNYA Washable Silk Travel Pillow
Pampering for your just-f*cked skin and hair.
$128 USD
Coyuchi Tomales Organic Beach Towel
So that everything touching your body is of the highest caliber.
$81 USD
Erotic Colouring Book by Alphachanneling
In your post-orgasmic glow, or during your beach breaks from the sex, channel that creative energy.
$45 USD
~Kimxx
