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2023 Gift Guide: Well-F**ked Travels

I come bearing gifts. Our annual erotic gift guides.

Part 1: Well-F**ked Travels
Part 2: Home Sex Sanctuary (coming next week)

Including my favorite luxury treehouses, eco-chic and sexy accoutrement for your sex weekends and weeklong trysts.

Lions Sands Game Reserve Chalkley Treehouse – South Africa

I do my best f**king in treehouses. And sometimes beds.


Vaginal Kung Fu Yoni Egg Kit & Salonette

Stay juicy on your sexcapades.

My egg has been to 45+ different countries. How many will yours go to?

$299 USD

Fleur du Mal Naomi lingerie set

Anytime, anywhere.

Naomi Lace Cheeky Vixen

Naomi Lace Cutout Balconette Bra Vixen

Naomi Lace Garter Belt Vixen

$255 USD for the set

Breast Bliss Oil

Activate your breast alchemical superpowers.

$99 USD


Fleur De Mal Men’s Jacquard Silk Robe

Balcony-lounging and opening-the-door-for-room-service attire

$695 USD


Your Own Private Surf Break – Nihi Sumba

Nihi boasts their own private surf break—only surfable by guests of what has been ranked the best hotel in the world.

This barefoot luxury—my favorite style—wild-meets-epicurean-five-star resort is not only amazingly restorative in its semi off-grid location, but the world-class surf break out front is capped at 10 surfers a day. Plenty of activities to keep the non-surfers occupied, such as the spa safari, horsebackriding, local village tours and magnificent waterfall hikes. Presuming you leave your bed, that is. Hint: stay in at least one of the one-bedroom villas.


Custom Made Surfboard by Dead Kooks

Get your flow on with an orgasmically explosive color palette to boot.


Aphrodisia Sensual Massage Oil

Our couples massage potion doubles as a long-lasting lingam massage oil.
For his self-pleasure sessions, or to give him a luxurious, dedicated, lingam massage.
Anami Alchemia.

$69 USD


Farm Rio One Piece Bathing Suit

Artful adornment for your ocean love affair.

$197 USD


Mens Board Shorts by Mollusk

When you need to dip in the ocean in-between sessions.

$68 USD


Bisate Lodge Rwanda

Jungle treetops for vine-swinging sex.

Yoni Ambrosia Massage Oil

The art of opening flowers.

Anami Alchemia.

$69 USD


Kilter Genuine Leather BDSM Collection

The ultimate BDSM travel collection.

Polarity-igniting paddles, wrist restraints, mask, collar and leash.

$813 USD


Hard Roots Sex Nectar for Him

Libido and erection igniter. Essential fuel for long-haul workouts: in the bed and in the gym.

$199 USD


Portable shade for your beach sex adventures.

$229 USD

Six Senses Lamuu in the Maldives

An overwater treehouse.
When you want a break from the sex, the snorkeling in the resort’s house reef—i.e. your backyard, is epic.



Tan through bikini by True Tone Swim

When I’m not naked, I’m kinda naked.

$182 USD


Via Imperia: “The King and Queen” VitaJuwul Water Bottles

Energy-infused hydration for all the other “-ations”: lubrication, ejaculation…

The King

The Queen

$218 USD each




His and Her Weekender Leather Duffle Bags by Leatherology

Buttery soft and can act as permanent storage for all your accessories.

$745 USD


Shiva Wands

Objet d’art or butt plug? Let TSA decide.

Our most inconspicuous of travel toys, for those still learning not to give a f*ck.
Sex weekends and weeks give you plenty of time to warm up for anal adventures.

$199 USD

Men’s Turquoise Necklace

Throat and voice amplifier to bring out his dominance.

$725 USD

Handmade Crystal Adorned Gold Rings by James Michelle

Raw beauty for her raw beauty.

$1988 USD


Keemala Tree Villas in Thailand

For those getting used to “coming out”, the jungle absorbs all of your love sounds


“Size queen” luggage – Bric’s Bellagio 32” Spinner

If you like a lot of junk in the trunk, then you’ll love the Bric’s 32-incher.

It’s been a staple in my travels for years. It can house A LOT of lingerie and play accoutrements.
Super stylish to boot.

$830 USD


LUNYA Washable Silk Travel Pillow

Pampering for your just-f*cked skin and hair.

$128 USD


Coyuchi Tomales Organic Beach Towel

So that everything touching your body is of the highest caliber.

$81 USD


Erotic Colouring Book by Alphachanneling

In your post-orgasmic glow, or during your beach breaks from the sex, channel that creative energy.

$45 USD










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