Stronger Vagina = Better Orgasms and No Incontinence – Transcript
A stronger vagina equals better orgasms and no incontinence. What am I most famous for? Lifting a surfboard at Venice Beach with my vagina. Lifting a chandelier in the Piazza San Marco in Venice with my vagina. Lifting a piece of the Berlin Wall at the Berlin Wall with my vagina.
A lot of you have heard of me because my vagina precedes me. It travels around the world surfing, sunning, orgasming, and lifting objects indigenous to various regions, all to showcase just what vaginas can do.
It is my assertion that the normal, healthy baseline for every vagina is to be able to have multiple orgasms on demand, ejaculate across the room, have a ravenous libido, shoot Ping-Pong balls, and lift household furniture.
Yes, this is normal. Every vagina can. What has become normalized is the idea that vaginas are meant to fall out and pee their pants all the time. Nope, not normal. Don’t get me wrong; it’s very, very common, but it’s not normal.
A study by the Yale University School of Medicine concluded that up to 60% of American women have some kind of urinary incontinence. That’s every other woman and then some.
The fact that this condition is so common also tells us that the typical treatment approach does not work—ever.
What is the typical treatment in the allopathic universe? Nothing. “Hey, it’s just normal after kids. Do your Kegels.” No, don’t do your Kegels, and I will explain why in a moment. “Sew pelvic mesh into your vagina and/or abdomen.” Yeah, that’s real. You know all those calls for class action lawsuits you’ve seen on television? This is what they’re talking about. At this stage, hundreds of thousands of women have filed and been permanently disfigured from this “approach.”
What does work and why? Lifting vaginal weights, of course. Me and my vagina ain’t famous for nothing. If you’ve ever heard me talk about how one obtains a superstar vagina, it is through the use of the jade yoni egg. This is one of the core things I teach women: how to have strong, supple, responsive, and insanely pleasurable and orgasmic vaginas.
All of which lead to a voracious libido, orgasms, wherever, however, with the full range of pleasure—clitoris, G-spot, cervical orgasms, and ejaculate that hits the ceiling—feeling blissful during sex, and having heightened sensation so that every touch, every feathery stroke feels like ecstasy.
Such a vagina can give hand jobs. It can push, pull, squeeze, and isolate different sections of the muscles, playing the proverbial flute. It produces “tsunamis of lubrication”—that’s a quote from one of our Well-F**ked All Stars—through every age and stage of its life, from pregnancy to postpartum through menopause and beyond. Of course it can shoot Ping-Pong balls. This is every woman and vagina’s God-given right.
The most effective tool in the world for eliminating urinary incontinence in women, sometimes within one week, is the use of the jade yoni egg. Seriously, we have had women who have had trampoline phobia—and you’ll know it when you know it [laughs]—and have spent two decades wearing jogging diapers, be rid of this issue within one week of practice.
One of my favorite stories is from a client of mine many years ago who was freshly divorced, in her fifties, and just getting out into the dating world after nearly three decades of marriage. She had had three children, and she really wanted to boost her vaginal confidence, so she dove into the yoni egg practice, exercising with it diligently every day.
Voila! Within one week of her Anami vag-workouts, the incontinence she had struggled with for two decades was gone. Never to be heard of or seen or felt again.
Let’s get into why Kegels don’t work and why vaginal weightlifting does. If we want to get deep into it, a real Kegel actually does work, but what everyone is told is a Kegel these days doesn’t do a thing except waste your time.
Just like every other muscle in the body, in order to grow and create strength, you need two things: 1) Feedback. 2) Resistance. Without these, you will never see any progress. It’s like going to the gym, standing in front of the weight rack, waving your arms up and down, kicking your legs around a few times, and then wiping the nonexistent sweat off your brow, telling yourself you had a great workout, and then going home to no gains.
Any seasoned weightlifter will tell you that muscle is developed through something called progressive overload. This means, 1) You need weight; and 2) You need to increase that weight over time and/or vary your exercise. Then the gains, they are a-comin’.
The vaginal pelvic floor muscles are no different. By using even a tiny bit of weight—and we are talking ounces or grams—and then building on that (no need to lift coffee tables like me), you will be on your way to Vaginal Kung Fu mastery in no time.
The problem with the modern-day Kegel exercise is that it’s not. It’s actually a watered-down, altered version of the original exercise, which was developed by Dr. Kegel in 1947. The exercise he created involved putting a device inside the vagina that he called a Kegel perineometer, which gave the woman something to contract her muscles around and worked with the two crucial components needed: feedback and resistance.
His success rate was 90% in treating urinary incontinence. Pretty impressive. So what happened?
As other doctors adapted the exercise, they eliminated the single most important piece, putting something inside the vagina.
I don’t know why they did this, but the only guess I have is that there was some kind of fear of telling women to go home and put things into their vaginas. Of course, curing women goes against the allopathic business model of having customers for life. Why cure someone with a simple do-it-yourself remedy when you could convince them that maybe they should take antidepressants for their sad vaginas or just cut out the organs that keep falling out? And of course, my favorite of their absurd and stupid ideas is to sew things in to keep them from falling out. Dumb, dumb, dumb.
Doing a modern-day Kegel is the equivalent of flapping your vagina at random in the wind, hoping something will happen. It does not. But if you use a jade egg, it will. Four billion vaginas can’t be wrong.
Here is Alexa, one of our Well-F**ked All Stars, talking about her experience with the jade egg and its life-changing powers.
ALEXA: The egg is a game-changer, and I will say definitively to anyone out there looking at jade eggs in general: You’ve got to get them from Kim, because I got one initially just from Amazon or something. When I got hers, I thought, holy f**k. The difference of just the caliber of the egg is superb.
You really do form this relationship with this tool, if you will. It becomes a friend that’s guiding you in all these ways of self-discovery. I’ll just put it this way: My husband and I went on this date one time, and we went to Trampoline Bounce Tops. Well, I attempted a back handspring and literally peed my pants. Pre-egg, okay?
Afterward, no leakage issue ever, anywhere, which is fantastic. Same with sneezing, coughing, all those things. My sense of safety and security in the world without those Poise liners is fantastic, because I don’t need them, so great.
But yeah, everything is toned and healed. After giving birth, there’s this myth that, “Oh, you’ll never go back to how you were and you’re ruined,” and blah, blah, blah. That’s bullsh*t. That’s been proven to me personally.
And I think as far as lubrication and everything, my panties speak for themselves. Now I can actually have this inner guidance that lights me up, and I know why, because my body is telling me. Yeah, that’s been amazing.
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It’s commonly accepted that most women don’t have orgasms during sex, and some women not ever at all. In the current zeitgeist of “everyone gets a participation trophy,” or what I also like to call “lube and the decline of the American dream,” women are told, “There, there, little girl. It’s okay if you don’t have orgasms. Not all women can.” To which I respond, “Go f**k yourself.” And I mean that sincerely.
You will find all the answers and orgasms in your vagina. Anyone who tells you otherwise, anyone who tells you that not all women can orgasm or there’s no such thing as vaginal orgasms, is sexually inexperienced and under-f**ked. This includes, and especially refers to, doctors, OB/GYNs, and so-called sex experts fighting for their right for the clitoris. Well, let them eat clit.
They do not know their own vaginas or anyone else’s. The stats seem to say that half to one-third of women do not have orgasms at all, and 70 to 80% of women do not orgasm through intercourse.
As I always say, the good stuff is in the vagina. All the most deeply pleasurable, seeing God, life-changing orgasms are in your vagina. Why aren’t most women having these orgasms?
Well, numb vagina, read: no strength and sentience that you would get from a regular yoni egg practice. You won’t be feeling anything, never mind pleasure. The jade egg radically increases your vaginal sensation. They don’t know what they don’t know. Most women don’t even know that cervical orgasms are a thing that every woman can have. If they’ve heard of the G-spot or squirting, they’ve likely bought into a lie that some women can and some women can’t, and they give up when they don’t have immediate success.
They don’t feel anything in their vaginas and don’t even think of this as being a pleasure center, so they focus on their clitoris instead, which is literally the tip of the iceberg. Ten percent of the pleasure and sexual power of a woman resides there and the other 90% is, guess where? Deep, deep inside her vagina.
This numbness creates an overall disconnect for a woman, not just with her vagina, but with her sexuality overall. Her vagina feels like a no man’s land—no woman’s land—that’s foreign and mysterious and almost not even a part of her own body. Using the jade egg reconnects you to this essential part of yourself.
Women also have a habit of overriding their vaginas. They are coached to use lube. “Lube is a girl’s best friend, yay!” No. Lube is a woman’s worst enemy. Forcing your vagina to perform when you aren’t ready and slathering on the lube further disconnects you from your own truth and disassociates you from your vagina.
One of the most significant physical improvements women see from using a yoni egg is an increase in their natural lubrication. They use words like waterfalls, gushing, and tsunamis. Yeah, true stories.
Circulation equals lubrication. As you strengthen and tone those muscles, you increase the oxygen and blood flow, and your fluids start flowing profusely as well. Obviously, this makes penetration much more enjoyable. This applies to women in all stages of life, from postpartum to menopause, when they’re told that their liquids won’t be as plentiful. I prove them wrong all day, every day.
Speaking of an abundance of fluids, if your vagina is strong, it’s easy to squirt. Yes, you can ejaculate across the room because your vagina now has the power to forcefully eject your fluids. You can hit the ceiling and the wall and spray your partner in the face, all courtesy of your kung fu vagina.
The deeper vaginal orgasms, G-spot, squirting, and cervical all require penetration, sexual self-awareness, and surrender. You need to be connected to your vagina and your own sexuality. You own it when you know it. You know it through spending time with your vagina and bringing it alive through using a jade egg.
Think about it. If you’ve ever broken a limb, what happens to that limb? Let’s say you had something in a cast. You pull that limb out and it’s atrophied. It’s atrophied, it’s shriveled and kind of dead-looking, a little scary, and weak. Most women’s vaginas are the summation of that, plus add on to that 20, 30, even 40 years of atrophy and disconnect. The aim of the game is to reconnect and build the strength that is the normal baseline that vaginas are meant to have.
The fastest way to de-numb, create strength, and build an agile, articulate, and wildly pleasurable vagina that orgasms daily as a way of life is through the jade egg. That state of affairs is normal. At least it is in Anami Land. Where the f**k else would you rather live?
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