Have You Had Your Vitamin BJ Today? – Transcript
Vitamin BJ. There are so many different kinds of vitamins out there. How do you know which ones to take?
There’s vitamin D, which boosts your immune system and acts as an antidepressant. There’s vitamin C, the powerful antioxidant, which encourages growth and development and repair of all your bodily tissues.
If you had to pick one essential vitamin, the vitamin to rule them all, I’d pick vitamin BJ.
Vitamin BJ, which in the medical literature is called “vitamin cok suq,” has many, many benefits. It not only makes you smarter, happier, and healthier, but it’s the ultimate beauty secret.
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InStyle asks Kim Anami for her beauty tips: How do you keep your skin looking so radiant?
KIM: I take my vitamin BJ daily.
What’s the secret to a good facial?
KIM: [Smiles]
What’s your sunburn cure?
KIM: Smearing vitamin BJ all over me. The high collagen content is restorative for my skin.
What’s the secret to your sexy beach waves?
KIM: [Rubbing hands together and then rubbing them on her hair.]
Best makeup look for date night?
KIM: Vitamin BJ on the go, like in the car before we head in for dinner or in the movie theater.
What’s your beauty philosophy?
KIM: Being well-f**ked and taking lots of vitamin BJ.
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Let’s take a look at some of the amazing powers of this wonder drug.
Penis Prozac.
You can mainline your mood boosters through your cock. Seminal fluid is the most potent antidepressant on the market and with no side effects. Only 3% of semen is sperm, and the other 97% is made up of a very heady mix of neurotransmitters, hormones, and nutrients, many of which have direct mood-elevating qualities like endorphins that create feelings of euphoria and intense pleasure and general well-being.
Dopamine, the cocaine high that keeps you motivated and energized to achieve your goals.
Oxytocin helps you feel bonded and connected to your partner, to the world at large, and wipes out stress hormones in your body. If you’re feeling stressed, have an orgasm or suck some cock. Oxytocin is your self-healing.
And last but not least, serotonin, which is the S in SSRIs. It’s a very natural, organic antidepressant. It’s anti-anxiety and a booster of your confidence and your libido.
Unlike conventional SSRIs, which reduce your libido, taking lots of vitamin BJ just makes you want to have more sex with zero side effects except:
Higher libido, increased focus and concentration, improved memory, more inspired creativity, appetite suppression, intense feelings of bliss and euphoria similar to cocaine and opiate highs. All safe and totally free.
This mind-altering drug was first discovered in a seminal study by Dr. Gordon Gallop at the University of New York at Albany in 2002. The study looked at lots of women having sex with condoms and sex without condoms. They used the standard Beck Depression Inventory to measure their changes in mood, and what they found is that the women not using condoms had fewer depressive symptoms than their sheathed counterparts.
The women who had lots of sex with condoms were just as depressed as the women who had no sex at all.
The vagina is extremely absorptive as an area of the body. It’s full of all kinds of blood vessels that will take up all this delicious information and transport it throughout your system. So is your ass, and so is your mouth.
When I personally need to inspire myself and get creatively focused, I take my vitamin BJ orally because it goes straight to my brain.
Next time you have a big project due or you need to summon the muse, take a swig of vitamin BJ first, and let the muse come to you.
Nutritional value.
Vitamin BJ contains a host of incredible nutrients and vitamins within it. Check out the nutritional panel on cock.
As you can see, it’s loaded with vitamins, minerals, and protein, potassium, zinc, amino acids, the building blocks of all kinds of things in your body. I love to take my vitamin BJ as a pre- and post-workout drink. It’s my secret weapon.
The taste of joy.
I often get asked, “What about the taste? What if I don’t like how vitamin BJ tastes?”
I know that some of these crazy supplements, like all the wild mushrooms these days, can have a really bitter, acrid flavor to them. Not only is vitamin BJ good for you, but it tastes fantastic. However, it only tastes great when you take it with an open heart and vagina.
Meaning, if you resent having to take your vitamin BJ or you’re only taking it because you think that you have to, it’s going to taste like sh*t. It might even make you gag.
Like every other thing that you put into your body, it’s important to take only ethically sourced vitamin BJ. So let’s review: What does it mean when something is ethically sourced?
There is a process of ensuring that the products being sourced are obtained in a responsible and sustainable way. The workers involved in making them are safe and treated fairly, and the environmental and social impact is taken into consideration during the sourcing process.
If you’re in tune emotionally, mentally, and spiritually, physically with your source of vitamin BJ, it’s going to taste like mana from heaven.
Many things, though, can affect the flavor of vitamin BJ. If you had an argument this morning and you didn’t resolve it, this can lead to a very bitter taste in the vitamin. If you and the VBJ source are feeling like you don’t trust each other, that lack of trust will show up as a very pungent, acrid aftertaste. So who wants to eat that?
Which brings us to the surrender nutrient.
The absolute best-tasting VBJ is sourced from surrender. When two people come together and they’re in love and they trust each other, there’s openness there, and we can actually distill this quality into a taste, a flavor, and that really does taste like ambrosia, which is the food or drink of the gods. It’s the very best- quality, organic, biodynamic, wild-harvested, gourmet food on steroids. And it energizes and rejuvenates you.
The sacred beverage gives you god-like powers, but the magic is all in the making.
If you want to learn more about how to cook up your own ambrosia and create gourmet sex, check out my online salon, Coming Together for Couples. There’s a free video preview series that you can watch with exercises and sexercises you can practice tonight. You can check out the link for that below this video.
For more tips on Coming Together, including how to live and embrace the come diet, register for my free 7-day Sex Cleanse here!
