How to Give a Handjob. With Your Vagina.
Yo, Super Pussy!
Do you have a “normal” vagina?
Do you even know what that is?
There seems to be a big gap out there in terms of what is *perceived* to be normal.
And what is actually normal.
Here are the stats on “normal” vaginas:
- Most of them have low libidos
- They aren’t really into sex
- They don’t feel much during sex
- 70% of the time, don’t orgasm
- 60% of the time, pee their pants
- 50% of them fall out post-birth
- Many need hormones and artificial lubrication to make them feel good.
Huh? WTF?
This is normal?
My assertion is that what is normal for EVERY single vagina on the planet is to be able to:
- Shoot ping pong balls
- Hit a bullseye on a dart board, courtesy of a vagina-shot dart
- Orgasm on demand
- Hit the ceiling with ejaculate
- Make a man come or stop him from coming with the power of the vagina alone
Sound incredible? Freakish even?
No.
THIS is normal.
This is what all vaginas can and ought to be able to do.
Let’s talk about the vaginal hand job.
Most women, with their numb vaginas, think of their vagina as this passive entity.
It just sits there.
Especially during sex.
The woman might move her body around, and thrust her hips, but she isn’t actually moving her vagina around.
This is a lost art.
Your vagina ought to be able to grip and move and pulse and squeeze with the exact same agility as your hand can!
The ancient term for this lost art is pompoir, which means playing the flute/milking the penis.
In this video, we’ll dive into the art of the vaginal handjob: how to suck and pulse your vagina, as if you were giving a blow job with it, stimulating your partner all the way to orgasm.
Shooting ping pong balls is every woman and vagina’s God-given right.
Carrying in the groceries with your vagina is something you ought to see all women (and men) doing in parking lots.
This kind of genital dexterity is normal.
Every woman can have a super pussy.
Because here’s the thing:
Once you take control of your vagina, you take control of your life.
It’s a great metaphor—you either get fucked or you do the fucking.
You lie passively and have things done to you, or you take charge of your own pleasure and your whole existence.
Which is it going to be?
The Vaginal Kung Fu Salon will show you exactly how to do all of this.
Not only will you receive a fully guided practice in the jade yoni egg, you’ll be given emotional, psychological and spiritual techniques to heal and open you sexually, to reclaim your innate confidence, and own your power as a creative, self-directed, sexually voracious and wildly orgasmic being.
In summary, this e-salon is for women who:
* Feel disconnected from their sexuality and their vaginas.
* Are stuck in a relationship rut and keep replaying the same patterns over again.
* Have never had full-body, orgasmic sex and deep vaginal orgasms, but want to!
* Feel stuck in life overall and lack vitality.
* Have ANY symptoms of vaginal weakness (incontinence, POP, lack of lubrication, low libido… the list goes on).
* Already have an amazing relationship to their sexuality and their vaginas and want to take it to the next level.
* Want to lift 10 pounds with their vaginas! 🙂
Today is the last day to sign up. Registration closes at midnight PST.
See you inside!
Deep inside. 🙂
~Kxx
