My Stock Portfolio: Cervical Orgasms, G-Spot Orgasms… Transcript
We often talk about the connection between sex and money around here. If you believe in the chakra system, sex, money, and creativity are all second-chakra issues. What I have seen over the decades of doing this work is that when people rev up their sexual energy, they inevitably become more creative, they begin to align with their true calling and vocations in life, and they get rich.
People will often say, “Money fell into my lap,” and I will say, “Yeah! Because your lap is what attracted it.”
Most people never make the connection between their stagnant sex lives and their stagnant financial lives. After seeing this principle in action for over 30 years in my own life and working with thousands of clients, I speak to it as confidently as I do.
Sexual energy is our life-force energy. When people are sexually stuck, it’s like a vortex that sucks everything else in their lives into it. Their health suffers, their work suffers, obviously, their marriage suffers, and their finances suffer.
When they are in flow, living a life of bliss and orgasms—especially cervical orgasms, which we’ll get to in a minute—they not only become cause, rather than effect in their lives, but they naturally attract opportunities, people, and cash. Energy in equals energy out.
In this case, we want the energy going deep within, where it has the most impact and quantum payout: your vagina. The deeper you go, the more riches you get.
When I look around in the personal growth world at people flogging nervous system resets and breathwork and microdosing, I actually feel a bit sorry for them because they have missed the magic bullet: sexual energy. Some of them eventually come around. There are a bunch of biohackers daring to talk about sex now. But for the most part, these people are flailing about, getting half-measures of success because they never hit on the core issue—stuck sexual energy.
You can go to every full-moon dance and cacao ceremony and ayahuasca week in Costa Rica and shadow work and ice bath and nervous system reset and yoga retreat in the world, and you will never come close to the payout you get from investing in your sexual energy and your vagina.
You literally have the superhighway of the universe of life-force energy itself, of creation, at your fingertips, if only you know how to use it.
Nothing comes close to the personal growth tool of pussy stocks, where you can take your dividends in clitoral orgasms, nipple-gasms, G-spot orgasms, squirting ejaculations, and anal orgasms, and the biggest return on your investment of all is cervical orgasms.
Cervical orgasms are the culmination of a deep dive into yourself. They require the ultimate shadow work for you to pass through. They are a test of endurance, strength, and the courage of vulnerability all at once.
Once you pass through that portal, the great gateway between life, death, and rebirth, you have all of that creative energy at your disposal. The keys to the queendom are in your vagina. We access them through awakening and turning it on.
We’ve been talking over the last few weeks in the podcast about reviving numb vaginas to the point where they can act as a literal GPS in your life, becoming the ultimate cock radar and decision-making apparatus. As they should be.
Once the deep orgasms get flowing, they are the medicine for everything. Painful periods? Gone. Despite the allopathic marketing machine telling women periods suck, when you come to know your own vagina and what it’s capable of, your periods become sacred portals for accessing higher dimensions of consciousness. Quite a different story than Western medicine would have you accept, isn’t it?
Tortuous PMS? Gone. I too wanted to kill myself for two weeks out of every month. That is not normal. Once I dove into sexual shadow work, cleared my blockages, and tapped into my feminine energy and power to create my life within, all of that stopped. I grew to love my periods as spiritual openings, and I didn’t have any of the crazy mood fluctuations anymore.
Troublesome menopause? Gone. Difficult menopause is symptomatic of one main thing: stuck sexual energy. Are you seeing a theme here?
When women study my work, they will go from hot flashes to hot asses during the course of a salon. They regain sensation and bliss in the vagina, and they opt out of the programming that menopause is the end of the road for your sex life and being attractive.
They do need to invest in more panties though, because they keep squirting through the ones they have with all of that gushing, natural lubrication they now produce.
Speaking of—getting your lube from a bottle? Gone. Fuck you, Naomi Watts and your post-acting career attempt at starting a lube business. Trying to make women feel like they shouldn’t be ashamed for needing lube. Well, you don’t need to feel ashamed, but the point is that there is a solution. Toss your lubes. Invest in your vagina, not in Naomi’s lube company. Every woman can lubricate naturally at any age and stage of life. The number one physical reason women don’t is because they have a weak, under-exercised vagina.
My Stock Portfolio of Orgasms Tip:
Exercise that fucker with a yoni egg and tell Naomi to get fucked.
Under-fucked road rage? Gone. All of your stuck sexual energy comes out in untoward ways. It’s the ultimate expression of hysterical FUKME. Females utterly freaking out about absolutely nothing due to a lack of phallic shapes near, in, or around their vaginas, leading to cataclysmic psychopathic moments of intense and troubling explosions of repressed sexual tension. Otherwise known as FUKME.
And now that you’re having life-changing orgasms, your emotions balance out and you literally get the shit and the toxins fucked out of you. You live in ease and grace and flow.
Stubborn belly fat and extra emotional baggage in the form of body weight? Gone. You metabolize your long-standing issues at a rapid rate and the pounds evaporate. You don’t need to do anything different with your diet or exercise, except exercise your vagina and fuck yourself more thoroughly and powerfully and—poof—there goes the weight, and it’s off to the seamstress to take in those baggy clothes.
My Stock Portfolio of Orgasms Tip:
Trampoline terror from incontinence? Gone. We’ve seen women reverse decades-old incontinence within one week of their yoni egg practice.
Cysts and growths? Gone. Nothing alchemizes your unresolved, packed-away issues in the form of unwanted growths as quickly as activating your sexual energy and deep orgasms.
Financial strife? Gone. We have countless stories of women drawing in abundance in the form of career opportunities and literal cash from tapping into their vaginal orgasms. From a practical perspective, you could add up the costs of bottles of lube, Depends diaper undergarments for incontinence, birth control pills, and hormones prescribed for all things menstrual, menopausal, acne, and other random shit. Antidepressants, physical and pelvic floor therapy, emotional and psychological therapy, organ removal, most of which are ongoing commitments, though I suppose they will eventually run out of organs to take out—but they can keep you going on the lifelong multilevel marketing hormone program.
Recently, I have seen psycho OB/GYNs telling women that they ought to microneedle their vaginas and do hyaluronic acid treatments and Morpheus skin tightening for their vaginas! Bitch, just get a fucking jade egg and be done with it.
All of this effort and money and disempowerment to avoid actually exercising the vagina. All of these things involve outsourcing your power and being permanently reliant on someone or something else to give you temporary band-aids to mask your symptoms.
My Stock Portfolio of Orgasms Tip:
Or you can go straight to the source and find a permanent cure. Exercise your vagina with a jade yoni egg and fuck the shit out of yourself. Microdose that, bitch! Works for me. And our legions of Well-F**ked All Stars.
You can knock it all out with the magic bullet of your vagina and cervical orgasms. Do you even invest? I will argue with anyone that cervical orgasms are the greatest, most quantum return on investment of anything out there.
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