How to Eat Pussy Transcript
How to Eat Pussy: Cunnilingus for Connoisseurs.
Pussy-eating hacks.
The biggest secret to eating pussy is getting pussy drunk. Pussy-punch drunk love. Getting into a trance of pussy, worshiping at the church of pussy. More on that in a moment.
Rather than follow a step-by-step guide, you truly want to get into a zone where you are possessed by pussy. I’m going to talk about that, and I’m also going to give you a few of my signature “get a pussy on its knees” kind of techniques.
First off, though, I really want to share with you four unusual reasons why you should be a pussy-eating maestro.
1. It’s A Prelude to Vaginal Orgasms.
Since you are a superstar fucker, you know that the mightiest orgasms take place in the vagina and not the clitoris. The pussy-eating and the clitoris pleasuring are an awesome warm-up for what’s to come, but that’s not the main event. You can take her over the edge into clitoral orgasm if you like, or just let her know that that was only the beginning, whether she gets to orgasm or not, because you are a mightier fucker than all that, and you’re going to take her farther than she’s ever been before.
2. It Boosts Self-Esteem—Yours and Hers.
Giving a woman incredible pussy love shows how much you adore all of her. The genitals are the essence of who we are, so treating her pussy like it’s manna from heaven, like it’s the first meal that you’ve had after a week of starvation, this is the attitude you want to have. It builds trust.
If she feels your genuine enthusiasm—and I mean serious desire for her pussy—she’ll open up to you more and more.
3. Eat Pussy to Get High.
Trying to quit smoking, drinking, or eating sugar? Eat pussy instead. It will give this incredible hormonal and neurotransmitter boost to your system. It will also make you smarter.
Taking in her yin fluids balances you out as a man. Even if you’re in a same-sex relationship, this is still vital, potent juice for you to ingest. A woman and a man’s fluids have been considered throughout ancient cultures as high-powered nectar. Nature’s ultimate superfood on tap.
4. Do It To Apologize: The Pussy Apology.
Eating pussy is a great way to apologize for something. If you’ve been naughty, you can speak in tongues until you are forgiven. I’m totally serious about this. If you’ve been sent to the doghouse, you can eat your way out of it.
So get on your knees, get your face between her legs, and start licking. Even if she feigns boredom, starts texting on her phone, and seems totally disinterested, keep at it. She will start to soften.
It works on me. After 20 minutes or so, exactly how mad at you am I? Right? What was I even mad … not that mad.
The truth is there’s no hard and fast or soft and slow rulebook for pussy-eating. The best sessions are born out of your total desire and hunger for your woman, which is infectious. Your desire will insight her desire.
And tuning into her, listening for her breath, any sounds that she’s making, how wet she’s getting—all of these things will tell you whether whatever you’re doing is hitting the mark or missing it.
I will give you a few signature moves that you can toss into your repertoire.
Worship at the Church of Pussy.
Pause and stare at her. Inhale her. Take all of her in. It’s ultra-vulnerable to have somebody’s face all up in your business, so take the time to really get to know and love what’s there. Women can be very self-conscious about their genitals, and guys, I know that you can too, but there’s this whole very mainstream type of surgery out there for women to get prettier vulvas and vaginas.
The more that you accept and love hers and put it up on a pedestal—which is where it belongs—the more she’ll open up to you deeper and deeper and find her own inner vixen. You can help her to get there. Slather on the pussy love. Tell her how much you love her pussy. Inhale it, breathe it, smell it, live it. [Laughs] Her pussy is your life support, and you are throwing yourself into it.
If there is a time and a place to use the word cunt—a word I personally love—it’s in bed when you’re talking about her cunt. “You’ve got the best cunt that I’ve ever fucked. The best cunt that I’ve ever loved, eaten, played with, anything, the most beautiful cunt in the world.”
You can use pussy too, but when you’re in bed, this is not the time to use the word “vagina.” The name is sterile, and in bed we’re all about the visceral, which pussy and cunt are much more so.
Say these words, and own them as you say them. Words have power, so use them.
On the Tip of Your Tongue.
One of the sexiest moves that a guy ever made on me was dragging his tongue from one hip bone over to the other hip bone, just the tip of the tongue, and then tracing it down my belly and into the inner thighs.
Some people like a nibble. I’m partial to this single lick, this tip of the tongue. Then you can lick all up around the inner thighs, her perineum, and then ever-so-gently just graze the surface of her labia with the flat surface of your tongue.
The Pussy, the Whole Pussy, and Nothing But the Pussy.
Roam all over that world. Labia, mons, perineum, strong, kneading massage strokes into the inner thighs. Use all sorts of techniques. Lick around the outside. Flick, lick, suck, circle the clitoris with your tongue. Lick her from the top to the bottom and the bottom to the top. You want to mix up these techniques as much as you can at first to keep her guessing, which will get her out of her head and into her body.
According to pussies surveyed, most women find it hard to get out of their heads at first and allow themselves to receive pleasure. Encourage her to lie back and just do nothing.
The Tongue Fuck.
When she’s sufficiently aroused, you can stiffen up your tongue and gently thrust it in and out of her like a cock.
The Tongue and Finger Duet.
While your tongue is doing its roving magic, now it’s time to up the ante. It’s finger time. Take a finger and slide it gently in and out, just at the opening of the vagina. Not too far, and not full-on finger fucking. This is just like the toe dip of vaginal penetration. The soft and gentle motions will do more to wet her appetite than any super-vigorous thrusting at this point.
Remember, the more you draw things out and extend foreplay and touch and dance around the key areas, the better. You’ll build up her desire much more intensely.
Get Pussy Drunk.
This is the most important thing that I can convey to you. Once you settle in, after some teasing and dancing around, let yourself be free. Kiss, suck, lick, dart, blow. The best thing that you can do is to get so pussy drunk that you actually don’t even know what you’re doing. Pussy got you like—you fall into a pussy trance. You go berserk on that pussy.
When I first personally had this experience with cock, it was life-changing. I was possessed by cock love. There were no thoughts about what strokes or techniques I was using. It was pure, intuitive, cock-sucking bliss. It was a frenzy that I just attached that cock.
That’s the zone. You want to dive into that pussy and feel into it. So, while I can toss you a few little moves here and there, you need to be so in love with and so in tune with that pussy that you’re speaking directly to it. You know what it wants before it even does.
It’s like you guys have this psychic conversation with each other that’s not about words; it’s not about thinking—you’re just communicating. Your tongue and that pussy, your mouth and that pussy. This is the zone that I want everyone to play in: punch-drunk pussy love.
After you’ve warmed her up to that degree, then you can move into the vagina, into the more internal vaginal, life-changing G-spot and cervical orgasms, because like I said, you, as the superior lover, know that things don’t just stop at the clitoris. There’s far more. It’s just the tip of the iceberg, and all the rest of the goodness is inside. Ninety percent of that is inside the vagina.
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