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Why Use a Jade Egg?

Jade yoni eggs are everywhere now.

They ought to be in your vagina!

Or the vagina of someone you love. ??You’ve come a long way, eggy. 

Nearly three years ago, I released my first very-viral video on the power of vaginal weight lifting with jade eggs.

People the world over learned how a woman can open a pickle jar, save a man’s life and, well, “punish” her man if he’s been naughty.

With her vagina.

At that time, there were two jade egg vendors on the internet.

Now there must be 50? 75? 100?

The jade egg was even a surprise guest on Conan O’Brien a few months ago.

Yes, eggy, you’ve come a long way.

Although I’m glad to see the proliferation of jade eggs everywhere (maybe they’ll be sold in 7-11 stores soon), I am disappointed with the misinformation that gets perpetuated with them.

For example, the idea that a woman can just “wear” her egg in her vagina all day, and reap some benefit from that, is false.

I suppose it’s an easy instruction to give, if you are selling jade eggs, and know nothing about how to use them.

Look, if you don’t have to exert any effort to hold the egg in, it’s not doing anything to build strength.

You might as well tape it to your arm.

And overall, the concept of Vaginal Kung Fu—at least the way I teach it—is a vaginal, spiritual and emotional overhaul on all things sex and vagina, goes far beyond a bunch of flexing exercises.

Just like any other approach to wellness, to have lasting results, you have to tackle it from all angles.

It’s like the difference between going on a crash diet for two weeks to lose weight, vs. a healthy lifestyle—diet, exercise and do you eat your emotions?—change.

This comprehensive approach is why I get phenomenal—miraculous even—results.

You need to go deep, deep inside to really feel the difference.

Vaginally and emotionally.

I’ve had post-menopausal women regain their natural lubrication in weeks.

I’ve had women have their first G-Spot, cervical and squirting orgasms within weeks.

And I’ve had other women attract in bucketloads of cash.

Because now their vagina and life force are turned on.

Bottom line? Vagina line?

The more you put into it, (um, your vagina), the more you’ll get out.

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In this week’s video, I share with you:

• Why exactly jade eggs are the absolute best tool for vaginal fitness
• How jade, specifically, heals the vagina and reproductive organs
• How the jade egg helps you to manifest your dreams and visions in life
• Why the jade egg is a fantastic tool for healing sexual trauma

Check out this week’s video on all the benefits of the jade egg here:

P.S. The Vaginal Kung Fu Salon will run again at the end of January. If you haven’t yet, check out the free video series with some vaginal homeplay you can start tonight.

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Why Use a Jade Egg? – Transcript

6 reasons to use jade yoni eggs for vaginal strengthening.

I’m always asked how exactly I lift surfboards and coconuts with my vagina. It’s with this, a jade egg.

This is a jade stone carved into the shape of an egg. It’s got a hole drilled all the way through it so that you can put string through the hole, and you can attach any number of objects to the end of it, from chandeliers to pumpkins to gluten-free, coconut sugar–sweetened organic doughnuts.

There are a number of different devices out there on the market for vaginal strengthening. What makes these little eggs the best?

The origin of the species.

Vaginal weightlifting is an ancient Taoist Chinese practice from over 5,000 years ago. It was used by courtesans in the emperor’s court of Ancient China, where the women were seen as the carriers of sexual wisdom. They initiated the men into these ideas and techniques.

Genital weightlifting was practiced by both men and women to strengthen and tone the pelvic floor and to increase sexual pleasure. The women used jade eggs in their practice.

Jade has long been prized in Chinese culture as a powerful, sacred stone of abundance. It’s natural, organic, eco, and body-friendly. I would rather be putting an organic stone into my vagina than any kind of plastic or speculum-looking device. It’s beautiful and natural.

Jade crystal healing properties.

As a crystal, the healing qualities of jade are available to you every time you use the stone in your weight-training practice. Placing it inside the vagina amplifies this healing power.

Jade is known for blessing whatever it touches, like your vagina.

Healing and protection.

It recharges your energy.

It tones and restores the reproductive organs.

It can help balance any sexual issues or unwanted growths, an excess of unresolved tension or trauma.

It helps connect the heart and the vagina.

Its main purpose is as a dreaming stone, so it will heighten the awareness and the power of your dreams, making your inner guiding and intuition more readily available to you in your sleep state, bringing it from your unconscious to your conscious mind.

And it also helps to bring out your dreams and your visions, manifesting them out into your reality.

Overall, crystals have the ability to absorb negative energy and emotional and mental toxins and transform them into positive qualities.

Your jade egg is a vagina healer.

Symbolism of the egg.

The egg is the seed. It’s the initial idea that you bring into fruition. It’s beautifully symbolic. We use the jade egg not only to strengthen the vagina but to reconnect to it and to the womb, the ovaries, the whole reproductive area. We integrate this energy, this sexual power, into our entire beings.

The womb itself represents the seed. This is the container. This is the place where ideas take hold, and they grow into new life. The jade egg nurtures this potential within us to create new lives sexually and in all ways to create what we want in our reality.

Sexual energy is creative energy. It’s the energy that creates new life. So we can use the egg to tap into our sexual life force and amplify it so we can harness it and channel it in our day-to-day lives.

A proper Kegel uses one.

Many people are under the mistaken impression that Kegel exercises are just flexing their vaginal muscles at random in the wind. They are not. The actual Kegel exercise that OB/GYN Arnold Kegel invented in 1947 involved using a device inside the vagina.

Just like with any other weight-training regimen, you need weight. [Laughs] Feedback and resistance are essential for you to build muscle tone and strength. You wouldn’t just pump your biceps in the air and expect results, would you? That’s what doing a Kegel is like without anything inside the vagina.

You can add weight. The jade egg system is designed for you to be able to attach and increase weights. You build your vaginal strength slowly, gradually over time, and you can get to the place where I am, where you can lift coffee tables and vases and carry your groceries to and from wherever you need to be, or your handbag if you need a third hand.

For most other devices that you insert into the vagina, they just sit there and you squeeze them. This is slightly better than squeezing air, but you still aren’t getting the feedback part of the weight-training idea. Remember, you need resistance and feedback in order to build strength.

Tatyana uses one.

The Guinness World Record Holder for Vaginal Weightlifting, who can lift a whopping 31 pounds with her vagina, uses a glass or jade egg. Tatyana Kozhevnikova is from Novosibirsk, or New Siberia, Russia. After she had her children, she felt that things just weren’t the same down there anymore. She’d heard about these amazing ancient Taoist practices of vaginal weightlifting, and she decided to try them out.

Several years, 31 pounds, and a Guinness World Record later, Tatyana has the strongest vagina in the world. If it’s good enough for Tatyana and for me, it’s good enough for you.

If you want to learn how to be a Vaginal Kung Fu master yourself, check out my online program and free video series for Vaginal Kung Fu.

You can find my Yoni Egg Kit + Salonette in my Anami Alchemia online shop.

If you want to know why you should lift weights with your vagina, check out this 10 Reasons to Lift Weights With Your Vagina.

For more tips on bodacious life, love, orgasms, and vaginas, subscribe to my YouTube channel.

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2 thoughts on “Why Use a Jade Egg?

  1. Can yoni eggs be used if you have an IUD? Or is there a risk of accidentally expelling the IUD when you take the egg out?