2022 Gift Guide: For Her
I come bearing gifts. Our annual erotic gift guides.
Part 1: For Her (below)
Part 2: Click Here For Him
In the Anami Rules of Orgasms for Her, one is never enough.
Here is your erotic toolkit to ensure that your woman remains well-f**ked and multi-orgasmic for life.
The Holy Trinity
Come, all ye faithful. The Holy Trinity™ has it all. Length, girth and curve. This potent combination of our three masterful dildos delivers all the stimulation a woman needs to access her true vaginal potential.
$897 USD
A Sex Week at Soneva Fushi
Get wet, in the Maldives.
Barefoot luxury, overwater pool villas, Michelin-starred chefs and a fully fledged med-spa, and snorkelling with manta rays. If you manage to leave your room, that is. If not, your own private butler will attend to your every need.
The Botanist Pink Stowaway Luggage
For the stylish sex weekend. Plenty of room for all your erotic accoutrements.
In a sea of black… be pink.
$716 USD
Yoni Egg Kit + Salonette
A brand new vagina: The best gift you can get.
Our beautiful egg kit, plus video instructions and
guided mp3 exercises.
$299 USD
Agent Provocateur Dioni Red Lingerie Set
If the cure for FUKME was an outfit. Adorn her body in sultry red bondage before ravishing her.
$1845 USD
Sapphire Ombre Ring
Rare beauty.
$4600 USD
Higher Dose Red Light Mask
Beauty is inches deep. Red light penetrates to rejuvenate skin with noticeable results in weeks, many claim.
$239 USD
Anami Aphrodisia Body Oil Collection
An essential part of the three-hour sex date boudoir kit. Love, on every inch of her body.
Yoni Ambrosia
This potent blend of yoni-happy plants will soothe, enliven and fortify your essence.
$69 USD
Aphrodisia Sensual Massage
Our general full-body massage oil is a sultry concoction to open the heart and the legs.
$69 USD
Breast Bliss
Awakens, beautifies, lifts, tones and opens the heart.
$99 USD
Sex Weekend at the Faena
Stay in this marvel of interior design, soak up the sensual Miami vibes and take in the weekend cabaret in the hotel’s private theater. In addition to whatever you get up to in your suite.
Fleur du Mal Emerald Lingerie Set
Bold and seductive.
$404 USD
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$128 USD
Olamii Baroque Pearl Necklace
Or make your own.
$230 USD
Luscious Crystal Elixir
Tap into the deep healing power of crystals to clear sexual blockages and open to your orgasmic flow.
$199 USD
Anima Mundi Organic Rose Petal Powder
DIY elixirs. Open your heart and lighten your load, with a daily dose of rose.
$24 USD
Agent Provocateur Crystal Feather Tickler
When you want to nail your extended foreplay game.
$620 USD
Agent Provocateur Willa Pink Lingerie Set
Both of you will look good on your knees when she’s in this.
$255 USD
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$100
Structured Water by Flaska
Replenish during sex dates, improve hydration and coherence on a cellular level by drinking crystalline, structured water from the Flaska Vodan Water Jug. Tested in experiments by the legendary Masuru Emoto.
$55 USD
For Eternity Ring
Features pink, purple, grey and white sapphires.
One-of-a-kind for a one-of-a-kind.
$8900 USD
Kiki de Montparnasse Tassled Bondage Belt
Oh the noises she’ll make when she’s tied, tethered and aching for you to release her.
$224 USD
Lumebox Portable Red Light Therapy
When you can’t get your genitals out in the sun, bring the red light to you.
Beneficial for everything from increasing testosterone to decreasing fine lines.
$599 USD
Agent Provocateur Christie Short Kimono
Another layer to unwrap.
$1245 USD
YES Botanical Raw Cacao
Refuel on your sex dates with organic, raw, wild and botanically-powered chocolate. Fortified with premier herbs to stimulate and arouse.
$27 USD
Agent Provocateur Crystal Whip
How bad has she been? Show her.
$395 USD
Avocado Organic Wedge Pillow
To attain uncompromising positions.
$179 USD
The Post-Structuralist Vulva Coloring Book
Everyone needs a c*nt to color.
This hilarious and rather therapeutic book features a lot of creative takes on vulva placement ’round the world.
I’m particularly fond of the all-seeing vulva over the pyramid: i.e. when things are in their rightful place.
$15 USD
Conspiracy Theory Mug
How many “conspiracy theories” of yours have come true?
Personally, I’m all out. What a time to be alive.
$19.99 USD
~Kimxx
