And the Oscar goes to my vagina
Best Supporting Vagina, for sure.
I’m standing on Hollywood Boulevard, on the Walk of Fame. My vagina is hovering over the star of Hedy Lamarr.
Some historical vagina for you:
Hedy is the reason why most of you are even reading this right now.
You could say she’s the most influential woman of our modern age.
Not only was she touted in her day as being the “world’s most beautiful woman” by Louis B. Meyer, she had the first non-pornographic onscreen orgasm in the 1933 silent film “Ecstasy.”
My kinda girl.
It gets better.
Tiring of acting, she took up inventing. Lamarr co-developed a frequency-hopping spread spectrum technology that is the basis for modern wifi communication. She registered the patent with her cofounder in 1942 and was inducted into the Inventor’s Hall of Fame in 2014.
Beauty, brains, vagina.
Even I’m impressed.
The Vagina-on-Tour #thingsiliftwithmyvagina is still going strong. I’ve just polished off some Mexico-themed lifts that you’ll have to look forward to (my vagina likes tropical things).