Kung Fu Vagina – The Music Video!
Everybody wants a Kung Fu Vagina!
It’s Kung Fu Vagina.
The music video.
In honor of another season of my legendary Vaginal Kung Fu Salon opening, we now have our own song.
Part female-empowerment anthem, part visual and orgasmic extravaganza.
Come and see all the amazing things vaginas can do!
Watch the epic video now:
Having a Kung Fu Vagina is every woman’s birthright and in her natural abilities.
With the right tools!
This is what is possible for every single vagina, on the daily:
- Multiple, vaginal and ejaculating orgasms
- Insane, life-changing pleasure
- A vagina that is so responsive that it gets wet just from hearing your lover’s voice.
- Produces a tsunami of wetness
- A ravenous libido
- Gives your lover a vaginal handjob with your sensational articulation skills. Aka “voodoo pussy”.
- Shoots ping pong balls. This is the normal, healthy baseline for every vagina.
- Zero urinary incontinence. Some women reverse this in a week.
- Iron-clad pelvic floor strength that maintians your internal organs. Yep. You were meant to keep them.
In short: Ecstasy and power on tap.
Courtesy of your Kung Fu Vagina.