Kung Fu Vagina – The Music Video!
Everybody wants a Kung Fu Vagina!
It’s Kung Fu Vagina: The Musical.
In honor of another season of my legendary Vaginal Kung Fu Salon opening, we now have our own song.
It’s a female-empowerment anthem and visual and orgasmic extravaganza.
Come and see all the amazing things vaginas can do!
This video has been amazingly well-received all over the internets and has already gone viral. How exciting!
Watch the epic video now:
Having a Kung Fu Vagina is every woman’s birthright and in her natural abilities.
With the right tools!
This is what is possible for every single vagina, on the daily:
- Multiple, vaginal and ejaculating orgasms
- Insane, life-changing pleasure
- A vagina that is so responsive that it gets wet just from hearing your lover’s voice.
- Produces a tsunami of wetness
- A ravenous libido
- Gives your lover a vaginal handjob with your sensational articulation skills. Aka “voodoo pussy”.
- Shoots ping pong balls. This is the normal, healthy baseline for every vagina.
- Zero urinary incontinence. Some women reverse this in a week.
- Iron-clad pelvic floor strength that maintains your internal organs. Yep. You were meant to keep them.
In short: Ecstasy and power on tap.
Courtesy of your Kung Fu Vagina.