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Orgasmic Gift Guide: The Sex Week

I come bearing gifts. What you need for seven days of orgasms. 

Our annual erotic gift guides.

A staple of my gourmet sex diet for singles and couples is the weekly three-hour sex date.

In addition to that, I prescribe a quarterly sex weekend and a sex week at least once a year, where you can totally dive in and focus on each other and rejuvenate your relationship.

This year’s orgasmic gift guides are full of suggestions for a weekend stay or away-cation and a week away, with nothing to focus on but each other’s orgasms.

Last week, I gave suggestions for a Sex Weekend.

Part two is for a Sex Week.

 

The Sex Week Gift Guide

Bali Bliss Retreat

Your six-day sex date with yours truly, aka “F**k Camp.”
$12,000


 

Hard Roots

Scientifically generated Supercock, to fuel your week.
$299

 

 

A Pocketful of Lingerie

Alida Balconnette Bra
By La Perla
$230

 

Alida Thong

By La Perla
$130

 

Gold Mask

Gold-colored glasses.
£150

 

Gold collar

Claim ownership.
£150

Bondage book, by Araki 

Tie me up, tie me down.
Wooden-encased, limited edition, signed copy with 600 pages of Araki’s bondage images,
over the span of his career.
Good luck traveling with this one, but you can read for inspo before you go.
$1250

 

Orgasm Cleanse with Seva and Luscious

Forego this season’s juice cleanse for an Orgasm Cleanse instead.
Nothing short of life-changing.
But don’t just take our word for it. Here’s a verified review from the field:
“My experience of the Orgasm Cleanse was life-changing. I received Seva The Fire Goddess who dove into those deep places and penetrated my heart wide open. I could feel the girth and the depth that I was able to surrender to. Full-body rapture took over and I came out forever changed again and again.”
$597

 

Silk Sleep Mask

Blackout rooms give you the best sleep and hormonal balancing = better for you lifelong libido.
I use mine all the time. Also doubles as an impromptu blindfold.
$50

Pink:

Charcoal:

Caramel:

 

 

African Treehouses

Dreamy off-the-grid, five-star sex shacks.

Chalkley Treehouse, Lion Sands Private Game Reserve

 

Kingston Treehouse, Lion Sands Private Game Reserve

 

EMF and 5G Portable Protection

Blushield travel device and DefenderShield EMF and RFID blocker phone wallet.
I take these with me everywhere, especially on planes.
$50

Cellphone Case

Blushield Travel Device

 

 

Amethyst and Ruby Vagina Pendant/Travel Amulet

Ruby is known as the “spiritual warrior” and is one of my favourite stones.
Vaginas are spiritual warriors too.

 

Yoni Egg Kit

Build strength and stamina with a yoni egg and step-by-step instructions
by one of the most famous vaginas in the world.
When you are strong enough, you can prevent him from finishing too quickly,
ensuring marathon sex dates, multiple orgasms and you being a well-f**ked woman.
$299

 

Gold Wrist Cuffs

Bondage art.
€257

 

Gold Ankle Cuffs

By Paul Seville.
€262

 

Gold Spreader Bar

Open her and keep her open.
€274

 

 

Make Love White Gold Ring

For him.
$1690

 

 

 

Monogrammed Silk Boxers

Own it.
$155

 

Rainbow Tickler

Patent leather with goose, coque & ostrich feathers.
€74

 

Fountain Nipple Clamps

Multitasking made easy.
€85

 

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