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Do You Even Lift? With Your Vagina?

From the Bottlecap Challenge, to the age-old question “Do you even lift??” my vagina dominates.

No one lifts like we do.

From helicopter rescues, to advanced weaponry, we are the champions.

Me and my vagina, that is.

Today, we’re having a play with the infamous “Do you even lift?” meme.

With a lot of hilarious—and vaginal—twists.

Shooting this video involved using one of the biggest and most outrageous props I’ve ever worked with:

A helicopter.

Do I lift one with my vagina?

You’ll have to watch to find out!

For over a decade, I’ve been teaching women how to harness the power of their sexual energy, and channel it into all areas of their lives.

From my first mega-viral video “10 Reasons to Lift Weights with Your Vagina” to my grab-the-world-by-the-ovaries #thingsiliftwithmyvagina Instagram campaign, featuring me traveling around the world, lifting objects indigenous to various regions, with my vagina, to the $100k wager that silenced the internet’s most famous OBGYN troll, to me dominating the Bottlecap Challenge, to the helicopter lift you are about to see, we’ve come a long way baby.

Coming all the way, in every possible way, is the end goal.

In addition to daily ecstasy, ejaculating your way across the bed, having a voracious libido and living the life of an unstoppable Super Pussy, all of it begins with you.

And your vagina.

Watch the outrageous video now:

 

 

The Vaginal Kung Fu Salon is now open!

Having a Kung Fu Vagina is every woman’s birthright and within her natural abilities.

With the right tools!

This is what is possible for every single vagina, on the daily:

  • Multiple, vaginal and ejaculating orgasms
  • Insane, life-changing pleasure
  • A vagina that is so responsive that it gets wet just from hearing your lover’s voice.
  • Produces a tsunami of wetness
  • A ravenous libido
  • Gives your lover a vaginal handjob with your sensational articulation skills. Aka “voodoo pussy”.
  • Shoots ping pong balls. This is the normal, healthy baseline for every vagina.
  • Zero urinary incontinence. Some women reverse this in a week.
  • Iron-clad pelvic floor strength that maintains your internal organs. Yep. You were meant to keep them.

In short: Ecstasy and power on tap. Courtesy of your Kung Fu Vagina.

Come and get it.

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