FUKME Superspreaders Are Everywhere! – Transcript
We here at WFW News have been covering the FUKME epidemic since its inception several thousand years ago, bringing you the most up-to-date coverage on the most recent outbreaks. The real science, not just the kind that bends over and takes it up the ass for the highest bidder. No. We mean real numbers. Right now, the global count of women with FUKME is 3.5 billion and is spreading rapidly.
For our new viewers, let’s review again the clinical definition of FUKME.
Females utterly freaking out about absolutely nothing due to lack of phallic shapes near, in, or around their vaginas, leading to cataclysmic psychopathic moments of intense and troubling repressed sexual tension.
And the symptoms:
Depression, irritability, hysteria, being social justice warriors, virtue signaling, screaming at people for no reason, running around trying to find more people to scream at.
With this SJW variant of FUKME, we are noticing the most common symptoms are extreme hostility, going out of their way to pick fights with people who have different views than them, especially on the internet, and yelling at them anonymously through their keyboards.
This crisis has escalated 100% in the past year.
Breaking. We have another report of a FUKME superspreader on the loose, trying to infect others with FUKME. Let’s go live right now.
[Video clip plays of a woman losing control in fast food restaurant.]
KIM: Wow. She’s got it bad. Now, here to give her expert advice on how to deal with the FUKME epidemic is Dr. Kim Anami, direct of the CUFCD, the Center for Under-F**ked Disease Control, and the world’s foremost authority on being well-f**ked. She is our best chance at getting out of this pandemic.
Welcome, Dr. Kim. What can you tell us about this new variant of FUKME? Is it another superspreader?
DR. KIM: Yes, it’s a major crisis. These FUKMEs are out of control, popping up everywhere like whack-a-mole, especially in the comment sections of websites, where they are more rabid than ever. Foaming at the mouth, using anonymous handles, spewing rage, hypocrisy, and even death threats.
It’s truly idiotic and under-f**ked.
KIM: Breaking, we have reports of more FUKMEs terrorizing innocent people.
[Video clip plays of a woman losing control on a boat dock.]
KIM: My goodness, will we ever get through this? Dr. Kim, let me ask you the big question on everyone’s minds: Does FUKME originate from natural causes, or has it been socially manufactured? Does Big Pharma have an interest in women staying under-f**ked? Are there billions of dollars of profits and useless Band-Aids and snake oil like birth control, hormones, lube, and other drugs that keep them so happily invested in this pandemic?
DR. KIM: Absolutely. There is a lot of corruption in the industry. Many WHO-res, you could say, and they never want this pandemic to end.
KIM: Dr. Kim, what do you prescribe to get us out of this hideously reality of the chronically under-f**ked? They are ruining our society!
DR. KIM: Well, according to my gain of fuck-tion research, the most important things that you can do as a woman are: Go fuck yourself daily. Have multiple vaginal orgasms. A lot of women think that the clitoral orgasm is the be-all/end-all, and frankly, that’s why they are under-f**ked. All the good stuff is in the vagina.
And get the shot, the come shot. Although we do recommend that you actually know who and what is penetrating you, read the insert first because it’s amazing how many people really don’t know what’s in the jab.
And socially connect. Get close and closer. Intimacy is what saves us and makes life worth living. Stay six inches deep for as long as possible, hours if you can. This is the immunity of love, and it will protect you from everything and bring out your superpowers against these seriously under-f**ked variants. They truly have no power against you in your well-f**ked radiance.
KIM: Dr. Kim, we have to break away. Another FUKME on the loose. They just keep coming!
DR. KIM: If only they would!
[Video clip plays of a woman losing control in a bookstore.]
KIM: We have truly reached epidemic proportions here. Under-f**ked women running around out of control. All we can do is put the truth in front of them and hope they come.
The Well-F**ked Woman Salon, curing FUKME for over a decade. Go to CureFUKME.com to become a multi-orgasmic, well-f**ked, ejaculating woman. Let’s come together for the cure!
Brilliant!!! Love you so much!
Is there a link for this video so I can send it to friends? It’s freaking AWESOME!! Perfect timing with WFW coming up! ?
Good job Kim for keeping a straight face during filming! Love it!
Yes, you can send them directly to this page!
Haha, I had to do a few takes because of exactly that! x
So funny and accurate as always!The one of the rare voices of reason out there. And, yeah, it’s so important to check what’s in the shot haha – so deep on many levels (to list only a few: how is your man’s energy, values and nutrition?)
Multi-leveled indeed. 🙂 xx