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Vaginal Ping Pong Balls are NORMAL

My assertion is that multi-orgasmic, ejaculating, ping-pong ball shooting vaginas are the norm, not the exception. 

These days, so much dysfunction has become normalized: urinary incontinence, low libido, lack of orgasms.

No. These things have become normal-ized, but they are not normal.

The normal, healthy baseline for ALL vaginas is to shoot, ping pong balls and be a source of wild power and pleasure.

See how in today’s video.

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Read the full video transcript:

Shooting ping-pong balls with your vaginal is normal!

My assertion is that it’s normal for every woman to have orgasms and vaginal orgasms, G-spot orgasms, cervical orgasms, and ejaculatory orgasms. Every woman can be sexually voracious and have a high libido. Every man can develop hours-long stamina. Every man can learn to separate orgasm from ejaculation. Every woman can shoot ping-pong balls with her vagina! 

Let’s talk about ping-pong balls. If every woman had a strong, self-realized vagina, this would be no problemo! She’d exercise her vagina, just like she exercises every muscle in her body, and it would be strong, supple, flexible, articulate, and responsive. 

This is the normal, healthy baseline for all vaginas. Instead, we have a world where women are afraid to jump on trampolines, go running, or laugh too hard. 

I was doing an interview with a woman a few years back and she said, “Ever since I had my son eight years ago, I’ve had urinary incontinence issues, but I don’t feel bad because I know it’s normal.” No! It’s not! Women peeing their pants and their vaginas falling out is not normal. It’s been normalized but it’s not normal. 

Let’s make a list of what normal vaginas do and have. What does a fully optimized vagina look like?

It’s a honey pot of pleasure. [Laughs] Normal is your vagina giving you daily bliss. It’s full of orgasms, emotions, and the power to self-actualize you. It lifts your mood; it sends waves of ecstasy throughout your body; and it keeps you high and happy for hours and days.

Most women have numb vaginas and have no idea what their vaginas are capable of. Many women aren’t really all that into sex or never really try because they don’t feel that much in that area and so they just give up. The truth is, your vagina is a reflexology map of pleasure and sensation and emotion. Within it are meridian points for all of your internal organs and their corresponding feelings.

As you open up and you release these different areas of your vagina through massage, the yoni egg, and sex, you harmonize your emotions as well. The tension you release in your tissues translates into euphoria. I’m telling you, once you wake up your vagina, your whole world changes.

Normal is experiencing all the different kinds of orgasms available to you on demand. Yes, all women can have multiple, daily vaginal orgasms. I guarantee it. The Anami Guarantee. 

The three biggest reasons why women don’t have vaginal orgasms are: 1) They’ve been told, usually by sexually inexperienced, under-fucked OB/GYNs, and other sexual neophytes, that they can’t, or that these types of orgasms don’t exist. 2) They have numb vaginas. 3) They have emotional blockages preventing them from truly letting go and opening up. This is the most essential component for having these orgasms. All of these issues can be cleared with the yoni egg practice, diligent personal work, and ignoring the people who because of their own under-fuckedness, tell you that these things aren’t possible. [Laughs] 

Let them stick to the clitoris; you have more important territory to dive into—your vagina.

Voracious libido is normal. It wants to have sex all the time. A vagina restored to its true self loves to have sex. It takes what it wants, it seeks out pleasure, and it knows that its own sensual ecstasy is the key to its life success.

Women with low libidos usually have only ever had clitoral orgasms. They have no idea of the power and ecstasy that await them inside their vaginas. Truthfully, if I had only ever had clitoral orgasms, I’d probably feel like I could take it or leave it when it came to vaginal intercourse because nothing compares to the deep, life-changing, transcendental soul food of cervical orgasms. Once you have them, you want them over and over and over again. You become insatiable.

Our lady of perpetual wetness. Normal is your vagina lubricating itself even from the sound of your lover’s voice. I tell women that if you need lots of physical stimulation just to get wet, then you truly aren’t aroused from within. Not only is the healthy vagina wet and gushing all the time, but it’s also a reflection that you are connected emotionally and spiritually to your sexuality. Your fluids flow as your heart center opens. 

A healthy vagina has plenty of circulation and blood flow from being used and exercised regularly. Circulation equals lubrication, which equals wet all the time. Having an open heart and being deeply connected to yourself and your partner equals being wet all the time.

A ping-pong-ball-shooting, dart-throwing, beer-bottle-opening, walnut-cracking, hand-job-giving vagina. Yep! Normal vaginas do it all. I’m not really into beer myself, but what else? Vaginas still slay it.

Your vagina is meant to have total dexterity so that peeling a banana with it seems easy-peasy. Does that seem way off? Nah! [Laughs] That’s just normal.

The normalization of dysfunction is woven into the very fabric of our culture right now, mostly because of Western allopathic medicine. By telling women that it’s normal to pee their pants after childbirth, normal not to have orgasms or any libido after birth or menopause, and normal for their vaginas to fall out, the skew of what is natural and optimal gets massively blown out of proportion. Now it seems totally radical that women can have daily life-changing orgasms, not pee their pants, shoot ping-pong balls, and win beer pong tournaments, if that’s their thing, with their vaginas. They can also have natural, unmedicated births, and want to have sex as much as men seem to want to have sex.

All of these things, again, are normal. How do you get back to normal? Everything that I teach is all about getting you to this place of your actual and true potential and power and living there. Check out my Vaginal Kung Fu program. It’s all about how to heal, re-sensitize, and strengthen your vagina and use it as your power source. There’s a link to my free video series below, as well as a sign-up for my eight-week online salon. 

You have the power to renormalize your vagina and your sexuality and have a vagina that is lit as fuck!

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