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Squirting, aka female ejaculation, is possible for every woman.
This liquid is a magical, rejuvenating elixir that nourishes both the squirter and the squirtee.
Squirting has been written about for millennia.
We find it referenced in text and teachings all over the world.
It is often described as:
Food of the Gods. Nectar. Ambrosia. Amrita. The Fountain of Youth.
Even though squirting tends to be a highly sought after check-the-box sex act inspired by porn, it’s a profound experience to have and share with an intimate partner.
An anointing!
To coax these emissions out of a woman requires trust, openness and surrender.
These qualities are INFUSED into her essence.
Which is why it’s such a potent gift to receive, for both.
It has to be earned.
Here five facts about squirting:
- Everyone can.
- You can emit anywhere from a tsp to several cups per ejaculation
- With a kung fu vagina, your ejaculate can hit the ceiling and splash the wall on the other side of the room.
- The fluid is expelled via G-Spot area stimulation.
- It’s made in the parauretheral glands, Skene’s ducts surrounding the vagina.
How does squirting feel?
Squirting is an intense emotional and physical release.
It’s often more of a full-body orgasmic experience for women, and spreading from her yoni to all of her extremities.
She might feel a range of emotions from joy, ecstasy, hysterical laughter, to sadness and grief.
All of this is totally natural.
Experiences and feelings are stored deep in the recesses of the vagina and the psycho-spiritual body of the woman.
All of this comes tumbling out through a deep ejaculation, and she emerges, reborn.
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Here are 9 tips to make you a squirting master, and have your woman gushing all over the place.
ONE: Intention.
“I want to do this for you.”
On your sex date night, take charge, and really commit to making this happen for her.
“It’s squirting night tonight!”
You being solid in your intention and desire creates a container for her to open up and let go into.
And for squirting, that’s the name of the game: opening and release.
Holding her emotionally and energetically will coax out her innermost surrender.
And fluids.
TWO: A shit ton of towels.
Because a woman can truly wet the bed—and in this case we want her to—preparing for a tsunami of wetness removes any fear or inhibition of soiling your silk sheets, or, you, know, flooding the house.
Have at least an armful, and lay them down under your play space.
THREE: Finger stamina.
G-Spot orgasms are brought on by a strong and relentless hand that just never gives up.
So you train.
Get yourself some finger and hand strengtheners and get on the program.
One of our well-f**ked all stars couples marvelled at how the man was able to go for hours.
With his fingers.
Then it occurred to them why that is: He’s a professional piano player.
He’s working those things out all day long.
So should you.
FOUR: Go to the bathroom ahead of time.
Many women will feel like they are going to pee when they get close to expelling their ejaculate.
To remove the fear of urinating. make sure that you empty your bladder before sex.
Then you’ll feel free to let loose.
FIVE: Overall warmup.
Plenty of overall foreplay, to bring her into an open state, which is where you want her to be.
She ought to already be aroused, with her pussy feeling very open, welcoming and unguarded.
Some full-body massage will help disarm her, and then you can move into some Pussy Shiatsu.
Check out this Pussy Shiatsu video of mine that guides you through some tantalizing strokes for yoni massage to warm her up and turn her on.
SIX: Adore her.
The more you can make her feel cherished, loved, seen and adored, all of these things reinforce to her that:
1) She can trust you enough to expose her innermost and vulnerable self to you
2) You got this. If she falls into absolute surrender, you will catch her and be there.
You can express this through holding and stroking her face, looking into her eyes, telling her how you feel about her.
SEVEN: Keep hydrated.
Before, during and after make sure that your water game is strong.
The more liquid she takes in, the more she has to expel.
EIGHT: The two-finger tango.
The technique for bringing on G-Spot orgasms and ejaculation is the two-finger tango.
Not one. Not three. But two.
Two fingers, starting slowing and making their way into a fuck frenzy.
A gorgeously undulating C-curve is what’s going to take her over the edge.
NINE: Drink up. Imbibe of the nectar of the Gods.
In some of the ancient cultural references I mentioned earlier, we see writing and actual paintings depicting men drinking their woman’s ejaculate.
Even collecting it in a vessel.
It’s precious stuff and not to be wasted.
If you have the ultimate love juice bestowed upon you, the best thing to do with it is savour it as the ultimate super food it is.
In Taoist thought, our yin and yang essences are respectively infused into our bodily fluids: our saliva, lubrication and our ejaculate.
By exchanging them, we nourish and balance each other.
Bottoms up, kids!
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The calm after the storm.
After a woman has the kind of profound orgasmic experience that squirting is, she’ll feel un-fuck-withable.
She’ll be in her flow, tuned into the rhythm of life.
Nothing can faze her.
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As her partner, you will have earned her trust, and she’ll support you and your mission in life.
She’ll be your biggest champion.
You’ll have created a well-f**ked woman.
For more woman and vagina-unlocking secrets, check out my Coming Together for Couples Salon.
This is my 10-week signature online program for couples where we cover everything from squirting techniques in my entire Orgasmapedia, male stamina and marathon sex, communication skills and Tantric and Taoist practices.
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