5 Superpower Couple Problems Worth Having – Transcript
Being a well-fucked couple isn’t all fun and games, you know.
There are some serious issues that come to pass, and I’m here to help you through them.
Well-fucked problem #1: You’re going to need to do more laundry
This happens because you regularly decimate your sheets.
Squirting fluid, sweat, blood, tears.
I’ve actually seen this blow up into full arguments.
Whenever a well-fucked couple has sex, they often need to do some pre-planning about location, sheet quota and laundry duties.
One couple I worked with years ago liked to go camping a lot.
And she liked to squirt. A lot.
She would soak every absorbable surface in their tent.
Obviously, on such a trip, one needs to be aware of the resource expenditure since most people don’t pack washing machines on weekend wilderness adventures.
They’d get into legit fights about it.
When every sex date ends in a 5-foot laundry stack, it’s definitely a “division of labor” conversation that needs to happen.
My vote is that he does the laundry.
She provides the squirting.
He does the washing up.
So yes. Additional laundry—whether it’s from a prolific squirter, or an extended, hot, sweaty marathon sex session, or from a primal period sex date—is part of the picture.
I suggest having an enormous amount of sheets at the ready, so you can quickly remove and replace.
Or invest in a sheet protector so you can drench the bed, fold it up and no one needs to lift a laundry finger.
Well-fucked problem #2: Making bucketloads of cash. Not sure what to do with it all.
We have a common expression in Anami Land, when well-fucked couples start earning their weight in gold/orgasms.
Opportunities/cash/helpful people “fall into their laps”.
Because “their laps” are what attract them.
Your boss walks into your office and gives you a raise and promotion.
Out of the blue.
A five-figure cheque arrives in the mail paying you for a debt you’d long-since written off.
A friend offers you their ski chalet anytime you’d like to use it.
Our Well-F**ked All Stars often use the phrase “people throwing money at us”.
Fortuitous events, upgrades and invitations all start rolling in.
Good fortune becomes a way of life.
Why?
Because you have a perpetual ecstasy machine in the form of your genitals and your relationship.
The more bliss you pump out, it paves the way through the world for you.
Bliss begets bliss.
Life-changing orgasms in your bed extend into life-changing opportunities outside of it.
Sex, money and creativity are all second chakra issues.
When you amplify your creative, sexual life-force energy and start channeling it out into the world, the world begins sending it back to you in equally potent gifts.
Being consistently well-fucked, loved and adored for who you really are gives you the courage to show up in the world more authentically.
The universe rewards authenticity.
When you connect to your true sexual self and energy, you start making choices in your lives that are more in alignment with the truth of who you are.
Things that are less resonant fall away or you move away from them.
Everything from your lifestyle habits to your friends to your working environment gets upgraded as you embody more of who you are.
As you do all of those things, as you show up in the world as more of your true self, the universe rewards it in the form of abundance.
In the end, that’s all we’re really here to do, isn’t it?
Give our gifts, express our truth into the world.
It’s a cyclical exchange.
Couples now have to decide what to do with all their riches!
One option is taking dream sex-vacations. Which brings us to:
Well-fucked problem #3: Deciding WHICH private island in the Maldives or Seychelles your next sex week ought to be at
A private island in the Maldives? Seychelles? Indonesia?
Fuck it.
Book them all.
A staple in the Anami well-fucked couple repertoire is planned sex adventures.
- A full sex weekend every 1-3 months.
- And a sex week each year.
You feed your relationship and each other with scheduled time for your intimate life to flourish.
You book it. You lock it in.
NOTHING comes between you.
These times are sacred and non-negotiable.
Your relationship and sex life NEED time and space to open up and unfold, without any outside pressures encroaching on you.
For you to play, talk, explore.
YOU and your genitals are the priorities.
And all the ways you come together.
There might be some additional activities on the menu like swimming, surfing, hiking, diving.
But the main thrust of ALL of these adventures—whether for an evening or seven of them—is that you are:
- Naked most of the time
- In bed most of the time
- Focusing on each other’s naked bodies in bed or in various places around your villas—most of the time
All of the energy you put into your relationship is super fuel.
You come together in bed and you literally plug in.
Your sex life is the ULTIMATE energy recharging station.
THAT’S what it was always meant to be:
Your POWER source.
Beyond the love and affection and attraction, it’s where we rejuvenate and tap into the most potent life-force energy we have running through us; that we are all portals for.
Your bed—and the longer you spend in it—becomes your most vital source of energy, confidence, beauty and cash.
Well-fucked couples have come to know this and so their sex dates come before everything else in their lives.
Unlike their underfunded counterparts who find every excuse to do anything and everything else before—if the ever even get to—having sex.
Speaking of:
Well-fucked problem #4: Making your underf**ked friends uncomfortable
This one is actually pretty fun.
Your well-fuckedness acts as a filter for the kind of people you’d like to keep in your life, vs the ones you probably ought to have tossed long ago.
Well-f**ked people are vibrant, witty, fun, playful and outrageous.
They are charismatic and magnetic.
People want to be around them.
They’re often told that they look like “newlyweds” or “teenagers” since they are openly affectionate and can’t keep their hands off each other.
I love this quote from Timothy Leary.
“…we were bursting with love and energy…everyone we met responded, wanted us to be around, wanted to make it with us. There’s no social unit as powerful as a couple, sexually secure and erotically in tune, let loose among the poor sexual isolates.”
All the forlorn FUKME victims envy you and probably don’t want to be friends with you anymore because you are hotter, fitter and sexier and happier than they are.
People often “bond” in the spirit of commiseration and whining.
This isn’t friendship.
It’s a crutch.
The more well-fucked you get—and as a result, optimize every area of your life—you see where you’ve been holding yourself back.
And that could be in your choices of who you surround yourselves with.
Whiners don’t like winners.
When whiners meet winners, they hate and envy them.
And try to drag them down to their level.
But winners!
Other winners will cheer you on.
THOSE are your people.
So it might mean you let go of the whiners in your life.
Let them plod on. And stagnate and go backwards.
Making their excuses and spending their time complaining.
No problem: get new friends.
You’ll find them in Anami Land.
Where other people are also reaching and fucking for the stars as a way of life.
Where you LIVE as joyous and unflappable people.
Troubles, stresses and challenges come along and you fuck your way through them.
AS it should be.
Well-fucked problem #5: People hitting on your oh-so-attractive and fuckable spouse
When people are well-fucked, they become mega-attractive.
They ATTRACT attention, people and desire.
Like moths to the flame.
Opposite sex, same sex.
Even if you aren’t and didn’t marry a supermodel, people start treating you and your partner like one.
Suitors and strangers come out of the woodwork.
If only to tell you with admiration and respect and awe, how hot and fuckable you are.
And yes, also to proposition you.
You may be in your 50s, balding, still need to lose your gut, but you are emanating a “je ne sais quoi” that everyone’s genitals know exactly what it is.
The aura of the well-fucked.
People want to be near it.
But even in the wake of all kinds of additional attention, your bond with your partner is so solid, that you have no room for jealousy or insecurity.
Nah.
You are too well-fucked for that.
You know what you are to each other.
So you take it as the universe affirming to you that you are so well-fucked that you are radiating this energy everywhere.
Inspiring and uplifting the masses.
Showing them what’s possible.
Being a catalyst in their lives without even trying to be.
Just by being.
By being well-fucked.
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