TRANSCRIPT: From Chronic to Atomic: Vag Infections Begone
PODCAST – From Chronic to Atomic: Vag Infections Begone!
One of the most common recurring ailments for women in the reproductive realm chronic infections, including yeast, BV or bacterial vaginosis and UTIs: urinary tract infections.
Where do they come from?
Is there a holistic solution to them?
These tend to fall in the category of what I refer to as the “land of the fairies.”
Many people will cite the existence of a Libido Fairy, who deigns to bless them with a libido.
Or not.
Or for many men who experience premature ejaculation, there is the “Come Fairy” who shows up right at inopportune moments and waves her magic “come wand” and OOOOFFF the man has an orgasm—right there and then.
It’s totally not his fault!
“The Come Fairy made me do it!”
And then there’s the “Infection Fairy” who often has a knack of showing up right before an important sex date.
When I talk about all of these “Fuck Fairies” what I’m getting at is that these are areas where people give away their power and responsibility.
They think that these events and conditions—their libidos, their stamina and their constant manifesting of sex-preventing infections—are random things that just “happen to them” rather than expressions of an inner way of thinking or an emotional or mental block that IS ENTIRELY within their ability to control.
“It’s just, like, so, RANDOM!”
Except… you’re in Anami Land now.
Where YOU have all the power.
And remember, “with GREAT POWER comes GREAT responsibility.”
In Anami Land, we’re always looking for the root cause.
And no, the root cause isn’t because your diet is high in sugar or you wore your wet bathing suit bottoms for too long.
We need to go deeper than that.
I mean beyond physical causes—which might exacerbate an issue—but they aren’t the TRUE cause.
We need to look at emotional, mental and spiritual patterns to find the true source of why these things are happening.
Over the decades of working with people, I began to notice a pattern in when these mysterious “infections” would show up.
A couple working through some issues in their relationship had a big sex date planned at the end of the week.
And OH wouldn’t you know it!
On Friday morning, she had a yeast infection and JUST WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO DO THE SEX DATE.
Uh huh.
And she really did have one. That was true.
But we could say the timing was VERRRRRY suspect.
After seeing this happen enough times, I concluded that no matter how much cranberry juice she drank or how much Boron she shoved up her vagina, these infections were going to keep presenting until we figured out what lay beneath.
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The umbrella answer would be that the body says NO when we can’t.
Let’s say—as in the example I just gave—that the couple is somewhat estranged.
They have a pile-up of issues that have been building and there is a wall of unresolved stuff between them.
In Anami vocabulary we’d say that the “glass is not clear”.
This means that perhaps neither of them—but let’s talk about her, since we’re discussing female infections here—feel safe enough to really be vulnerable and intimate.
Maybe she’d spent months or years going through the motions and forcing herself to have sex when she wasn’t feeling it.
Maybe she wasn’t ready to have intercourse after three minutes of NON-foreplay but grabbed the bottle of lube and went for it.
And now her vagina is putting its foot down and saying no, when the woman so clearly cannot.
Her body has taken over.
The problem with lube and the whole ethos around using it, is that it provides a false positive.
Instead of thinking that wetness = arousal and wetness = YES, women IGNORE the voice of their vaginas, and override it.
They force it to have sex.
If the woman does this enough, her vaginal voice grows dimmer, and usually not long after that, some kind of symptom will emerge that shows her deeper frustration.
The infections are literally spitting out and rejecting what’s inside.
“I will have no part of this!”
They’re putting out a protective signal, much like what we see in nature with brightly coloured animals or fruits.
The message is “stay away”.
This yoni anger could manifest in any number of reproductive ailments from endometriosis to difficult periods, but especially those that make it painful—or impossible—for the woman to have sex.
What is the solution?
1) Stop forcing your vagina to have sex when it doesn’t want to.
This means trying to listen to what is a real YES and what is a real NO —minus any kind of pressure or obligation either YOU or your partner are putting on your vagina.
I’ll give you a hint here:
If you aren’t wet, you aren’t ready.
I know it’s common in the allopathic world and in the “everyone gets a participation trophy” ethos of “Hey not all women CAN lubricate naturally!” to think that wetness and arousal are entirely unrelated.
But that is total and complete bullshit.
They are direct cause and effect.
This holds for every age and stage of your life: from pregnancy to postpartum to “menopause” and beyond.
Every woman can lubricate naturally.
It’s The Anami Guarantee.
So…
2) Toss the lube.
Contrary to stupid sex coach and sexually inexperienced and underfucked OBGYNs and doctors, lube is NOT a girl’s best friend.
It is her worst enemy.
It disconnects her from her own vaginal truth and dissociates her from her vagina.
It will make the chasm in this relationship larger and larger to the point where the vagina feels completely numb and a foreign entity in a woman’s own body.
This is often when women will want to justify clitoral stimulation and orgasms, since her vagina is a no-go zone.
And she has the perpetual excuse of being “one of those women who just has chronic yeast infections ALL THE TIME.”
The Yeast Infection Fairy strikes again.
But no.
You can regenerate your wetness naturally.
And the long range solution for that is to:
3) Get to know and love your yoni.
Get in there and feng shui that baby!
The three best tools you can use for vaginal reconnaissance and resurrection are:
1 Yoni massage – both on yourself- and given by your partner TO you, if you have one and if you are connected enough to go there
2 Using a jade yoni egg
3 Yoni gazing
The purpose of Yoni massage is to get to know every nook and cranny of your vagina.
Spend time in there and explore.
Gently massage out tension and tightness.
With yoni massage, your only goal is to connect, de-numb and heal.
You aren’t TRYING to have an orgasm.
If you have one—or seven—in the process, great!
But we’re mainly there on a healing and self-awareness mission.
To get your yoni to open up to you and trust you again.
And for you to trust her.
My Vaginal Kung Fu Salon has a full, guided audio and meditations for step-by-step healing massage AND self-pleasuring.
The second tool is using a jade yoni egg.
Not only does this strengthen your vagina and bring back sensation— waking up every region of your vagina from your G-Spot to your cervix—but it also helps you to get comfortable penetrating yourself.
Some women—usually from past trauma—can’t even put their fingers in their own vagina.
The egg is an amazing help to allow you to control movement and depth and re-sensitize your vagina at the same time.
Plus, one of the biggest physiological benefits to using the jade egg is a tsunamic increase in natural wetness.
I’m using “tsunami” as an adjective here, as one of our menopausal WF all stars once did to describe her 50-something vagina.
All of that muscle toning in a jade egg workout increases blood flow and circulation, which creates natural lubrication.
A tsunami worth.
And the third tool: is yoni gazing.
Which is exactly what it sounds like.
Taking a mirror and placing it between your legs and staring at yourself
Again, many women have never looked at their yonis.
Never mind properly gazed at them for 5, 10, 15, 20 minutes or more.
Women—including me!—have talked about this not only being a wonderful self-knowledge journey, but also a psychedelic one.
Truly.
This is a portal between worlds, after all!
WE could say it is THE portal.
We sell gorgeous, handmade, Venetian glass yoni gazing mirrors in the Anami Alchemia online shop.
4) Clear the blocks in your relationship with your partner.
Whatever is lingering in the ethers between you, whatever is unresolved within your connection—will show up IN your bed and IN your body.
It may show up as erectile issues or premature ejaculation for men—nope, it’s not The Come Fairy!
In women, it may show up as low libido, lack of lubrication, and of course, the topic of the hour, any kind of intimacy-impeding infection.
In Anami Land, the default is open, radically honest communication between partners.
You may have months, years, and even decades worth of unspoken truths.
Get them out.
They’re already clogging up the space between you.
Your relationship— and your health—will never progress and heal unless you express these things in words.
Then they can stop expressing themselves in reproductive symptoms in your body.
5) Clear the blocks in yourself.
At the same time as you address the outstanding issues in your relationship, you also examine them in yourself.
Each of you has your own personal work to do.
Some of the work can be done together within the collective of your relationship.
And with the rest of it, you’re on your own.
Even if you are in a partnership, getting to know, love and pleasure your own yoni is essential.
Yes, your partner can—and ought to—give you yoni massages.
You also need to do it for your own self-knowledge and mastery.
Same goes with your inner emotional work.
Some of it you can work on together.
And the rest of it is a solo journey you can support each other on, but you need to roll up your own sleeves and get to the work—and play—of owning and inhabiting your own emotional and sexual terrain.
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So WHAT is an Atomic Pussy then? How does it feel?
1 Firstly, these chronic, seemingly no-solution condition become a thing of the past.
Infections no more.
Magically gone!
Without supplement or diet changes.
As you become well-fucked and cultivate your Super Pussy, all chronic reproductive issues—which, as I’ve said, are symptomatic of stuck seek energy—disappear.
Never to be seen again.
2 An atomic pussy is highly pleasurable.
You like having things in it all the time.
Your libido goes up because now having sex actually FEELS amazing.
3 It gives you multiple, life-changing and daily VAGINAL orgasms.
By this I mean G-Spot, squirting and cervical.
With a turned on vagina, all of these orgasms are available to you.
These are all essential good-fuck medicine and they eclipse clitoral orgasms one hundred fold in both the pleasure they hold AND in their rebirthing and self-actualizing powers.
4 Your atomic pussy functions as a GPS.
Once women reconnect with the voice and truth of their yonis, this guidance goes far beyond just knowing how to recognize a sexual “yes” or “no”
This skill extends out into your daily life.
Your yoni functions like a moment-to-moment GPS, tingling when you are heading in the direction of something wonderful, and going quiet when you are not.
Women even talk about finding parking spaces and lost objects via their vaginal voice.
Check out our amazing podcast with Well-F**ked All Star Amanda where she talks about this in the episode “I Make All My Decisions from My Vagina” which is Season 6 Episode 3.
5 Your atomic super pussy gives handjobs.
Your yoni becomes so articulate and sentient that your partner will swear it’s a hand playing his cock like a flute.
You’ll be able to grip and squeeze and bring him to orgasm and stop him from ejaculating with the power of your vaginal muscles alone.
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Every woman can live her life with an atomic, kung fu vagina.
Including you!
It’s the Anami Guarantee: Everyone can.
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My legendary Vaginal Kung Fu Salon opens for registration in January.
In this 10-week online program, you’ll become a maestro of all things vaginal and sexual.
You’ll learn:
- My step-by-step guided vaginal weight lifting routine with the jade yoni egg
- Yoni massage to de-numb, activate and awaken your vagina
- Quantum techniques to clear your blocks and illuminate your sexual shadow
- Breast massage techniques to tone, lift and enlarge the breasts
- How to make menstruation and menopause the energizing and rejuvenating portals they were meant to be
- How to give a vaginal handjob
- How to use your sexual energy to heal yourself, including my sex position mood guide.
To be notified of when the salon opens and also receive my free series “How to Manifest Men, Money and Miracles with Your Vagina”, go to Vaginal Kung Fu.
