Why Modern Dating Is Broken
Dating humans is so passé.
Date gods instead.
I “date” gods.
Not boys. Not even men. Gods.
If you want an Anami-style injection into your love—and especially dating life—this episode is for you:
10 rules for dating Anami-style to become a dating god.
- Stake your claim. Choose. Plant that flag.
- The best pickup line I’ve ever heard
- Filler and fluffer dating vs. finding “the one”
- When to text, call or get on a plane
- Meeting people in the wild
- How much to talk about your exes during dating. Or ever.
- Shoot your motherfucking shot
- Finding gods and goddesses in Anami Land. And by “goddess” I mean a super powerful, mythologically beautiful and wise creature. Not Mrs. Roper doing a cacao ceremony with her middle-aged divorced friends on a Friday night. I officially reclaim this word that has been bastardized (what’s the feminine equivalent of a bastard? Is it a bitchtard?) to denote cheesy-as-fuck and restore its former status as a superior, elite beyond-human. So there, cacao bitches. Get your own word for being slovenly, overweight and whining about menopause. Because it’s definitely not “goddess.”
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COME TO ANAMI LAND!
Want to meet gods and legends? Come to the Anami super power couple training academy in Anami Land. Your odds will be much higher than out in plebeland.
We’ll be opening our private, exclusive Anami Land membership community very soon.
Meet high-level, Anami-esque friends and lovers.
Anami is, after all, the land of the gods.
Go to kimanami.com/anamiland to signup on the waitlist and be notified of when we open the doors.
